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Extreme Sports Kokopelli
Go to extremes this Xmas!
Convey your desire for spiritual enlightenment to the whole world with Snowkopeli! You can also special order this thoroughly commercialized Southwest icon engaged in your favorite winter sport. Let this desert icon show your sacred appreciation of snowboarding, skiing or even curling! |
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White Buffalo Calf Beanie Baby
What's more collectable than the sacred symbolism of a defeated people?
Let his cherished symbol of the Lakota roam wild in your den! Kids will love to toss these around.
Guaranteed authentic...
because who would produce a fake beanie baby?
This little guy comes with his own enrollment card.
Certificate of irony provided upon request.
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Sacred Kachina Encased in Plastic
Plastic Kachinas make great favors for your Sweat Lodge or tree trimming parties! Best of all, they last forever. Genuine plastic will never decompose. What will the anthropologists think who dig these things up 1000 years from now? This is an accessory no fashionable neo-pagan can do without! |
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Permanant Navajo Sand Paintings
Leave no tribe behind in incorporating ancient wisdom into your decor. We use a real Navajo to transform this ancient art form into a commercial context. Just like the thoughtful folks who put crosses on the graves at wounded knee, you can put this sacred art on your kitchen appliances. Unlike the fleeting version the Navajo use, our refrigerator magnets are permanent.
According to our artist,
"The Great Spirit spoke to me in words of irony and told me to make refrigerator magnets."
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Indian Maiden with Eagle Ornament
What better way to honour the beauty of Native American womanhood than to decorate your Xmas tree with this romanticized image? You can use this pretty lass as a mascot for your Xmas tree! So come on!
Kill a tree for Christ and hang a nice Indian on it! |
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Tatonka White Buffalo Santa
Have a good old fashioned White Christmas with your whole Klan! What a great way to say, "Hey, let's put all that negativity about genocide behind us!"
Honour our red brothers with this jolly old fellow, frozen in time, just like all the good Indians. Put this icon on display with reverence.
Comes with Cowboy Santa too!
Ships in 24 hours.
Only comes in white.
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End of the Trail Refridgerator Magnets
Make a bold statement by incorporating genocide into your decorating scheme! Who says the defeat of a race can't be whimsical? |
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Red Indian Snuggly
Why let racial stereotypes go to waste? It's never too early for children to learn about Red Indians. Your toddler can relive ancient Minstrelism with this warm snuggly.
Our motto is:
"You can't sell it if you don't objectify it first."
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Lakota Dream Catcher Christmas Wreaths
The Lakota, the good friends of the Ojibwe, bring you this whimsical version of the dream catcher. Nobody knows what they mean, but they make great ornaments. We dressed up the hum-drum natural-coloured version with holiday colors, dyed chicken feathers and holly berries!
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