From the offices of Whiteshoes.ca - Aug 11, 2005

Whiteshoes is proud to present the latest segment of Whiteshoes.ca "Ask A Celebrity". Below is email corespondence between the office of whiteshoes.ca and Chris Pozniak.

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From The Desk Of Sandman [Director of Operations & Public Relations, VP of sales, marketing, finance & wardrobe of Whiteshoes Ent...Head Script writer for whiteshoes.ca]

I would like to take this opportunity to put out a formal employment offer to one Mr. Christopher (eurotrash) Pozniak to join our team here at whiteshoes.ca.

As head script writer it is my job not only to write for this organization but to find great writers to help out as well. It was the write up for the link to whiteshoes.ca on your site that first caught our attention. Your ability to put away your ego and write the truth shows you have the potential to be a great writer. The job would require you to answer three questions on a weekly basis. This segment of the site will be called "Ask A Celebrity" in which three lucky soccer players or their girlfriends will have the opportunity to ask you a question via e-mail. The best questions will get the added bonus of being posted on the site! We know your time is valuable and would not dare to ask you to do this for free so therefore at this time this is what we offer:

You will be given your very own whiteshoes.ca t-shirt, your very own @whiteshoes.ca e-mail and of course like all other great dot.com's, stocks.

Think it over and get back to me....

Thank You,

Sandman
[Director of Operations & Public Relations, VP of sales, marketing, finance & wardrobe of Whiteshoes Ent...Head Script writer for whiteshoes.ca]

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Dear Sandman and the rest of the whiteshoes.ca team,

After much soulsearching and contemplating of your offer, the question that posed me the most trouble was not one demanding whether I desire to take part in such a project but whether I am worthy and suitable for it. It's both an honour and great privelage to be able to work for such an admirable cause, and this proposal has brought about insecurities and self doubt that I have never before encountered apart form standing next to whiteshoes at helium nightclub once upon an evening. In the end however, I concluded that even if this is a project stretching well beyond my abilities, I MUST be the person to take it on. Despite my inferiority to whiteshoes, who else can provide insight that at all comprehends the world of whiteshoes? Commoners on the street? T&D players? Countless haters and would-be imitators? I dread to think such a thing occurring. With deep pride and hopefull success I accept your offer, and promise to never stop fighting for the cause.

I eagerly await my first task, sincerely, Chris "Happy to be part of the team" Pozniak