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| Most people believe that “Whiteshoes” is just a man with a pair of white shoes but of course this is not the case. Read below to find out more about the phenomenon known simply as Whiteshoes. |
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Who is Whiteshoes? |
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It was a cold December morning in 1980 when a young Macedonian child (born in Canada) by the name of Steve was born. Even the doctors knew there was something special about this child as he was extremely good looking. Despite his good looks and the fact that he was a diamond in the rough, Whiteshoes went through life trying to please people by masking his beauty in order to not show anyone up.
He attended George Henry and Sir John A Macdonald where he went through high school as an ordinary teen once again keeping his beauty at bay so that he would not stand out amongst his fellow peers.
It was not until his first year of college soccer that he allowed himself to bless the world with not only his good looks but also with his first pair of white soccer shoes. At this point Steve became what we now know him as today, Stevie Whiteshoes.
Whiteshoes began his college career as some what of a role player but when you look as good as he did with his shiny white shoes it was only a matter of time before he was to make it large. In fact, Whiteshoes became so big that he was known by every school’s female soccer squad who watched in awe as he ran past.
Despite his looks there was still the topic of his skills on the playing field. His majestic free kick against Durham college in the 92nd min will never be forgotten as this monumental moment put to rest questions regarding his skill level (he even looked super good doing it). However, he has yet to score another goal since. This does not take away from Whiteshoes’ single purpose on the field... to look good. He does this with some class, may it be a nifty move on the side line or a free kick that almost went in, he always leaves us wanting to see more of him…
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What is Whiteshoes? |
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| Whiteshoes is no longer a simple human being. He is an enterprise, a global orgy of beauty, the epitome of good looks that causes girlfriends and wives to act somewhat erratic in his presence. If there was two Whiteshoes in existence, the very fabric of space and time would rupture, forming a black hole that would suck life as we know into a void of nothingness. This is why there can only be one Whiteshoes. |
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When is Whiteshoes? |
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| The transformation between your average super good looking guy off the field, to the super good looking soccer player happens usually 45 minutes prior to game time. A shower, followed by 10 minutes of hair prep (the majority of time including Gel), the selection of game day tape (not used for holding his shin guards but instead used as an accessory – this is why he has three different colors to chose from) for the socks that hides his junior sized shin guards followed by the strapping on of his white Adidas Predator boots. This transformation usually takes approximately 30 minutes, well worth the wait for all the players’ girlfriends from both teams to witness. |
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Where is Whiteshoes? |
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| Whiteshoes resides in the beautiful borough of Scarborough in the Greater Toronto Area. He currently is playing for and is on the executive committee of Olympiakos Toronto of the Ontario Soccer League. You can find him running down the right or left midfield and is also known to grace the right back position. His number is 23, but beware, if you gaze upon him during play, you may be frozen with super-jealousy as your girlfriend/wife has no choice but to leave you. |
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Why is Whiteshoes? |
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No one knows exactly why God, bestowed such beauty into Steve. All we know is that it provides us lesser good looking soccer players a goal to which we may strive for, no matter how far out of reach it may be. Whiteshoes is the perfect role model for our younger generation soccer players. His philosophy in sport will soon be accepted world wide and may even change the world of sport as we know it. His motto “you may play better, but I look better” is ingenious since it entails a meaning that has never been considered… “It’s not about winning or losing, it’s about how good you look…”
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