I was looking through recent search terms entered to find phronk.com, and noticed that someone who searched for "erotic little mermaid fiction" found my site. Fair enough...I've
written before about how Ariel is pretty hot for a cartoon (which is why my site came up). But then I inadvertently clicked on one of the other sites that come up when that search is performed. I can understand, to some degree, the fun in seeing Jessica Rabbit and Sailor Moon naked. But
Finding Nemo?! Why!? And this site was actually like a real porn site - you get a few free pictures, then you gotta pay. Do people actually pay for poorly drawn pictures of fish fucking?
Because if they do, I'm in the wrong business. Screw helping people and making the world a better place...I'm better off taking advantage of peoples' weird-ass fetishes by scribbling penises on Disney characters.
Pixar's next movie is Cars. If I start now, I can probably have like 50 drawings of juicy headlights and wide-open tailpipes to release along with the movie. Has my quest to find the perfect get-rich-quick scheme finally come to an end?
No. It hasn't. Now go away, pervert.
1 Comments:
actually, it was Kurzweil that led me to your site. I did a search on "spiratual machines" and found you. If you're ever at DisneyWorld, go see Ariel at her site. It's a kids stop but believe me, it's for adults too.
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