Lazy as a Rock and a Hard Place

I am feeling so damn lazy today. I have an important presentation to do on Monday, but instead of working on it, I'm sitting on my ass in front of this computer. I've had to piss for an hour, but I'm not even motivated enough to get up and walk a few feet to the bathroom. I haven't been to the gym in months, and I feel like I'm getting scrawnier but chubbier at the same time.

They tell fat people that they should tell everyone they know about diets they go on, so they're committed to it and risk social embarrassment if they drop out. Maybe the same thing will work for me if I write about my laziness here for the whole world to see. Wish me luck, world.

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