I See Tongue!

OK, I was somewhat excited just to see Britney and Christina one stage together, paying homage to their predecessor Madonna. Then Madonna herself shows up, and it's pretty fucking awesome. Then Madonna makes out with both of them, pushing it into the spot of the greatest moment in television history. On CNN today, Anderson Cooper remarked "I played it over and over on my Tivo." When supposedly impartial and unemotional news anchors are saying stuff like that, you know it's good.

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