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Welcome to the personal web site of Mike, also known as Phronk. This is a place where I will keep a log of my life on the web. I mean, I will keep a log of my life, and put it on the web. I don't mean I will keep a log of my "life on the web", because most of my life does not happen on the web. That would be pretty sad if it did. Anyway...where am I? Oh, hi. If you want to read some exciting and exhilarating and exfoliating rantings, just scroll down a bit and start reading. Enjoy.

Monday, April 08, 2002

The Philosophy of Raisins

There are 2 scoops of raisins in every package of Kellog's Raisin Bran, right? Does that include the big "family size" packages? Because if so, then the concentration of raisins gets smaller as the package gets bigger. What a rip-off. If I liked raisins, maybe I'd be upset.

And hey, try typing "raisins" a few times really fast. Is it just me, or are you tempted to type "raisings"? Maybe it's just me. Fine. Go away.

Current Best Song Ever: We're An American Band by Grand Funk

About Me

Name:Phronk

Location:Ontario, Canada

My name is Mike. Some people call me Phronk. I'm a guy who lives in a home and does various things, such as going to school and going to work and many other things. I really enjoy doing things that are fun and eating things which taste good. I have a girlfriend and a dog and assorted kitchen utensils. I have now told you everything you need to know.

In this blog, I will use secret keywords to refer to things in my life. Here is a key to understanding my codes:

V is my girlfriend, who I will call V because her real name starts with V.

Willard is my dog, who I will call Willard because her real name is Willow, but Willard is a funnier name.

Phronk is me, because it's my fake internet identity.

Mike is me too, because it resembles my real name, which is Michael.

OMGWTFBBQ stands for "Oh My God, What The Fuck, Barbeque"

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