Phronk.com

phronk.com

Welcome to the personal web site of Mike, also known as Phronk. This is a place where I will keep a log of my life on the web. I mean, I will keep a log of my life, and put it on the web. I don't mean I will keep a log of my "life on the web", because most of my life does not happen on the web. That would be pretty sad if it did. Anyway...where am I? Oh, hi. If you want to read some exciting and exhilarating and exfoliating rantings, just scroll down a bit and start reading. Enjoy.

Tuesday, November 13, 2001

I got the funniest junk e-mail today. The subject line was "++>Attract Men with Bigger Breasts! (17028)." Hahah. Yeah, I'm tired of attracting small-breasted men, maybe I should buy their product.

About Me

Name:Phronk

Location:Ontario, Canada

My name is Mike. Some people call me Phronk. I'm a guy who lives in a home and does various things, such as going to school and going to work and many other things. I really enjoy doing things that are fun and eating things which taste good. I have a girlfriend and a dog and assorted kitchen utensils. I have now told you everything you need to know.

In this blog, I will use secret keywords to refer to things in my life. Here is a key to understanding my codes:

V is my girlfriend, who I will call V because her real name starts with V.

Willard is my dog, who I will call Willard because her real name is Willow, but Willard is a funnier name.

Phronk is me, because it's my fake internet identity.

Mike is me too, because it resembles my real name, which is Michael.

OMGWTFBBQ stands for "Oh My God, What The Fuck, Barbeque"

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Tuesday, November 13, 2001

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