Rules of Chocolate
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¡P¡P¡PIf you've got melted chocolate all over your hands, you're eating it too slowly.
¡P¡P¡PChocolate covered apples, cherries, peaches and raspberries, all count as fruits, so eat as many as you want.
¡P¡P¡PThe problem: How to get 2 pounds of chocolate home from the store in a hot car.
The solution: Eat it in the parking lot.
¡P¡P¡PDiet tip: Eat a chocolate bar before each meal. It'll take the edge off your appetite and you'll eat less.
¡P¡P¡PIf I eat equal amounts of dark chocolate and white chocolate, is that a balanced diet? Don't they actually counteract each other?
¡P¡P¡PMoney talks, Chocolate sings.
¡P¡P¡PPut "eat chocolate" at the top of your list of things to do today. That way, at least you'll get one thing done.