SPACE: THE FINAL FRONTIER. THESE ARE THE VOYAGES OF THE WWF
TITANPRIZE. IT'S MISSION: TO EXPLORE AND ENTERTAIN NEW SOCIETIES AND
NEW CIVILIZATIONS.  TO BOLDLY GO WHERE NO WRESTLER HAS GONE BEFORE!

TITANPRIZE CREW:
Captain Vincent K. McMahon
First Officer, Commander Shane McMahon
Chief Engineer, Commander Stephanie McMahon
Chief of Chiefs, Commander Linda McMahon
Chief of Security, Commander Kane
Chief Medical Officer, Dr. Taker
Communications Officer, Lieutenant Rock
Counselor Al Snow (assisted by H.E.A.D.)
Diagnostics Officer, Ensign Jericho
Tactical Officer, Lieutenant Commander Austin
... And many more!

STARSHIP TITANPRIZE - HOLOSUITE 1

    A large bowl of replicated liquid chocolate sat in the middle of a holographic arena. Beside it stood a regular wrestling ring. Many of the male crew members gathered around. They had paid 5 ration chips each for the show they were about to see.

    Terri stood behind the till in a referee style bikini top and counted the chips. 350 chips in all. Not a bad take. More would be gathered when the snack and refreshment carts came out.

    Ensigns Ivory and Jacqueline came out first. Apparently, the two had had a disagreement in Engineering, where both were stationed. They had decided to work out their differences in the ring.

    Ivory easily got the better of her rival.

    Ensign Luna came out next to face a waitress named Tori. A disagreement on who's 'other half' was scarier. Luna insisted it was Ensign Gangrel. Tori insisted it was Chief of Security, Kane. Again, this was the best place to work out their differences.

    Luna won.

    Finally, the main event started. Lieutenant Debra vs Miss Kitty in the chocolate bowl with Terri as special guest referee. Terri was guarded by the Hardy Ensigns as she made her way to the bowl.

    This was the moment the audience was waiting for.

    Lieutenant Debra wanted revenge for her ruined uniform.

DX GAMESHIP

    "Captain! I've hacked into the Y2J unit again!" Commander Chyna announced.

    "YES! Now... tell me everything you find out!"

BRIDGE OF THE STARSHIP TITANPRIZE

    Ensign Jericho quickly looked up from his station and turned to the Captain, "Sir, bring up sector 576! They're attempting to hack into me again!"

    Captain McMahon turned to the Titanscreen, "On Screen! Scan the area." He commanded.

    "Sir," Mr. Edge began, "Scanners picking up an ship…. the DX GAMESHIP!"

    Captain McMahon stood up, "I’ve heard of them! They’re trouble. WrestleFleet has all their ships on full guard. Set course, Mr. Edge. It's time to get rid of those bastards once and for all!"

DX GAMESHIP

    "Captain... sensors pick up a ship closing in on us..." Chief Engineer Dogg began. "Awww, crap!! It's the TITANPRIZE!!"

    Captain Helmsley swore under his breath, "Chyna, how are you doing?"

    Chyna looked at the readouts in front of her, "I'm in... but.... oh... wait..." she pressed a few buttons, and gasped, "Oooops..."

    Captain Helmsley looked at her, "Oops? OOPS??!!! What the hell do you mean Oops?!"

    "When I hacked into the Y2J unit again, I set off some sort of scanner," She checked her readouts again, "Oh no! It's the Wall the Y2J unit created! Instead of us finding out its information, IT is finding out ours!!!"

     "I hate that damn Y2J unit!!" Captain Helmsley muttered under his breath. "X-Pac, get us the hell out of here!"

STARSHIP TITANPRIZE

    "They're traveling at impulse speed. The information I'm getting from their computer says that they aren't capable of going faster. Apparently their ship was damaged in a previous fight. Amazing that hunk of junk is moving at all!" Ensign Jericho said.

    "Can we beam aboard?" Captain McMahon asked.

    "Oh hell yeah!" Lieutenant Commander Austin replied as he checked the scanners, "Their shields are weak ass things..."

    "Fine. Mr. Kane! Take Lieutenant Commander Austin and Ensign Jericho with you to the DX ship. Bring those no good bastards here! We'll find them a nice place in the brig!"

    "Yes sir!" Austin replied, and headed off with Mr. Jericho and Mr. Kane.

DX GAMESHIP

    "They're beaming aboard!" Mr. Ass replied.

    "Oh, great... juuuuuust great!" Captain Helmsley muttered.

    Chyna quickly materialized something from a nearby replicator, "I'll take care of the Y2J unit!" she said as she hid the object behind her back.

    The TITANPRIZE group shimmered into existence in the cockpit of the DX escape shuttle.

    Ensign Jericho went up to Commander Chyna, "You're coming with me, chickie! You’ve caused me enough problems already! Cause me any more, and I may have to break your fingers so you can no longer type away on your little computer here!"

    Commander Chyna quickly pulled a hammer out from behind her back, and hit Jericho over the head.

    The hammer had no effect. The Y2J Unit smiled, "Underneath this perfectly flawless skin, I'm made of no-selling titanium metal! I can't be damaged by something as weak as a hammer shot, he-woman!!"

    Chyna let out a resigned sigh, and dropped the hammer. She reluctantly held her arms out for the restraints.

    The rest of the GAMESHIP'S crew realized there was no way out of their predicament, and quickly followed suit.

STARSHIP TITANPRIZE
- THE BRIG

    "I hope you guys enjoy your stay here..." Lieutenant Commander Austin spoke as the DX Crew remained behind a force field, "You'll be in the brig for a long, long time!"

    "Perhaps..." a voice spoke. It was the Captain. He had come to see the prisoners, "Perhaps there is SOME use for them after all!"

    "You mean integrate them into the crew?" Austin asked.

    "Yes... why not?"

    "Ya silly bastard!! You want WrestleFleet enemies to help run the ship?!" Austin replied.

    "That's not exactly what I had in mind..." Captain McMahon answered. He smiled.

    The crew of the DX GAMESHIP didn't like that smile. Not in the least!

THE SMACKDOWN

    "How are the new waiters working out?" Ensign Jericho asked Terri as he sat at the bar, observing the human social scene and silently recording it in his database.

    Terri looked across the room. Chyna, Road Dogg, Helmsley, X-pac, and Mr. Ass had been stripped of their rank, and were now waiting tables with Kitty, who was busy begging forgiveness from the woman who had bested her in the Chocolate Bowl match - Lieutenant Debra.

    Chyna let out a shout as Kitty's tail accidentally hit the hot pot of coffee she was carrying, spilling it on her shirt, "I'll skin you, little kitty cat!!" Chyna shouted.

    Kitty looked frightened, "I'm sorry, Miss Chyna! I'm sooooo sorry!! Here... let me wait your tables for you!! You can go back to your quarters. I'll look after everything!" She took Chyna's tray, and began to serve the customers what was left of the coffee, "By the way, Miss Chyna... did I ever tell you how much I idolize you?" she asked.

    Chyna rolled her eyes, and left The Smackdown to get a clean outfit.

    Terri smiled at Ensign Jericho, "They're working out great! I haven't laughed this much in a long time..." There was a beep from the watch on her wrist, and she looked at the time, "Oh, I have to go give the Hardy Ensigns some special training," She smiled slyly, then looked across the room at Helmsley, "Hey, Hunter... get your cute butt over here and watch my bar for me!"

    "I'll make sure he doesn't drink anything..." Ensign Jericho offered.

    "Great. See ya, sweetie!" With that, Terri bounded out the doors.

    As Helmsley wiped down the bar, he tried to ignore Ensign Jericho's constant chatter and berating.

    Hunter fumed quietly.

    One day, everyone aboard the TITANPRIZE would be sorry. Sorry that they ever messed with DX!