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"Now, raise your left hand, touch The Area
and repeat after The Bowie..."
"I pledge Allegiance to The Areaology
of The United Bowie
of Hotness
and to the Orgasmy
Joy for which it stands,
one nation under A
Sex God, indivisible,
with "down there"
spasms and *Special Alone Time* for all."
You
may now offer The Area a bunch of flowers.
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Hail Bowie!
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