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Sweet Head Co-Founder Church Of Areaology
Current Positions: Mouth to Area Resuscitation Committee. "Sweet Head" of Crotch Analysis.
Bowies Bitches, Department of Area Nourishment.


Born and raised in Yorkshire, England, sWeeT HeAd was first seduced by Areapower at the tender age of 10, they start 'em young in Olde Blighty what can we say? At first she thought it was just the power of The Bowies music that left her in a daze, then hormones hit and that bloody China Girl video came out and her life has been ruined ever since. You Bastard!

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