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jAcKiEbRoWn
Dept. of Fuck Me Pumps, Doctor of Areaology, member of Bowie's Bitches - Protector of The Area


(hahah If I was The Bowie.. and I saw this pic I'd be like, frightened n stuff... I'm Afraid Of Americans Stylee, yeah -mAz)

I'm the member of Bowie_Daily, known as JackieBrown, as well as Bowie-net...heard of me? I think I coined the "special alone time" phrase when ogling pictures of The Bowie and the Almighty Area.
At the tender, innocent age of 7, my mum took me to the theater to see the film Labyrinth...I haven't been right since. I'm a faithful follower of The Church and will continue my job as Area Protector. Be Afraid, be very Afraid....

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