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An Ode to The Area and to the CoA
by LJ's TheDarkEvilOne.
(Thanks for sharing!)

Sing it to the tune of Bowie's "Modern Love"

*~*Area*~*
(Modern Love, David Bowie)

“I know what’s in those pants,
The power deep within
Permeates.”
Surfin’ the Net one day
I came across a site
Where I feasted my eyes
Oh, it really changed my life

Now I pray, I pray

So I took the pledge
And joined up on LJ
Bought my own crash helmet
Yeah, it’s really changed my life

Now I pray, I pray

CHORUS
Area – defies logic
Area – lures Shinies
Area – praying at the CoA
CoA – gets me “down there”
CoA – fall from my chair
CoA – just can’t quit that sexy man
Sexy man – does he know it?
Sexy man – will he show it?
Sexy man – Bowie and his Area

While Jareth shakes his junk
And Mini-Goblin Power
I’ll be paying respects
To the best thing in my life

And I pray, I pray
CHORUS (x2)

Area – Area (x12)

Area – Area defies logic
Area – Area lures Shinies
Area – Area defies logic
Area – Area lures Shinies
Area – Area defies logic
Area – Area lures Shinies

In the name of the Bowie, the Power, and the Holy Area... ~TDEO

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