These are excuse notes from parents (including original
spelling)
collected by schools from all over the country.
1. My son is under a doctors care and should not take P.E.
today.
Please execute him.
(Hala! Sige. Silya elektrika at bitay. Sabay pa! O kaya niyo
yun?)
2. Please excuse Lisa for being absent. She was sick and I had
her
shot.
(Pag nag-absent pala papatayin ka...Baka may rabies...)
3. Dear School : Please ekscuse John being absent on Jan. 28,
29,
30,
31,32, and also 33.
(Aba grabe to. Nasa kalendaryo pa ang birthday ko kung ganon.
Hahaha!)
4. Please excuse Gloria from Jim today. She is administrating.
(Ano daw???? )
5. Please excuse Roland from P.E. for a few days. Yesterday he
fell
out
of a tree and misplaced his hip.
(Hanapin natin!)
6. John has been absent because he had two teeth taken out of
his
face.
(Bwehehehe.. wla ako masabi... Bwahahaha! Ganito kasi yan.
Kinagat
siya ni Lola sa noo sa gigil. Tapos nabali yung ngipin ng
pustiso
niya.
Hahaha!!!)
7. Megan could not come to school today because she has been
bothered by
very close veins.
(Buti pa veins niya. Close sila.)
8. Please excuse Ray Friday from school. He has very loose
vowels.
(Aah.....eh. ...i.... .ow....u. ...)
9. Irving was absent yesterday because he missed his bust.
(So transsexual pala si Irving?)
10. Sally wont be in school a week from Friday. We have to
attend
her
funeral.
(Ala e! Mabuhay ang Patay!! Mayroong Himala!!!)
11. Please excuse Jason for being absent yesterday. He had a
cold
and
could not breed well.
(Stud service ba yung school nya? baka gremlins siya.)
12. Gloria was absent yesterday as she was having a gangover.
(Ay grabe! Iba na talaga ang mga kabataan ngayon. Hahaha!)
13. Maryann was absent December 11-16, because she had a fever,
sore
throat,headache and upset stomach.
Her sister was also sick,
fever
and sore
throat,her brother had a low grade fever and ached all over.
I
wasnt
the
best either, sore throat and fever. There must be something
going
around,
her father even got hot last night.
(Hahaha, telenovela.. . bow. Makuwento siya ha... Kulang lang
sa
pansin...)
14. Please excuse Jennifer for missing school yesterday. We
forgot
to
get the Sunday paper off the porch,
and when we found it Monday,
we
thought
it was Sunday.
(Winner to!!!!!!!!!! Ang galing!!!! Puwede rin
kaya
sa office
ito?)
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(Hala! Sige. Silya elektrika at bitay. Sabay pa! O kaya niyo yun?)
2. Please excuse Lisa for being absent. She was sick and I had
her
shot.
(Pag nag-absent pala papatayin ka...Baka may rabies...)
3. Dear School : Please ekscuse John being absent on Jan. 28,
29,
30,
31,32, and also 33.
(Aba grabe to. Nasa kalendaryo pa ang birthday ko kung ganon.
Hahaha!)
4. Please excuse Gloria from Jim today. She is administrating.
(Ano daw???? )
5. Please excuse Roland from P.E. for a few days. Yesterday he
fell
out
of a tree and misplaced his hip.
(Hanapin natin!)
6. John has been absent because he had two teeth taken out of
his
face.
(Bwehehehe.. wla ako masabi... Bwahahaha! Ganito kasi yan.
Kinagat
siya ni Lola sa noo sa gigil. Tapos nabali yung ngipin ng
pustiso
niya.
Hahaha!!!)
7. Megan could not come to school today because she has been
bothered by
very close veins.
(Buti pa veins niya. Close sila.)
8. Please excuse Ray Friday from school. He has very loose
vowels.
(Aah.....eh. ...i.... .ow....u. ...)
9. Irving was absent yesterday because he missed his bust.
(So transsexual pala si Irving?)
10. Sally wont be in school a week from Friday. We have to
attend
her
funeral.
(Ala e! Mabuhay ang Patay!! Mayroong Himala!!!)
11. Please excuse Jason for being absent yesterday. He had a
cold
and
could not breed well.
(Stud service ba yung school nya? baka gremlins siya.)
12. Gloria was absent yesterday as she was having a gangover.
(Ay grabe! Iba na talaga ang mga kabataan ngayon. Hahaha!)
13. Maryann was absent December 11-16, because she had a fever,
sore
throat,headache and upset stomach.
Her sister was also sick,
fever
and sore
throat,her brother had a low grade fever and ached all over.
I
wasnt
the
best either, sore throat and fever. There must be something
going
around,
her father even got hot last night.
(Hahaha, telenovela.. . bow. Makuwento siya ha... Kulang lang
sa
pansin...)
14. Please excuse Jennifer for missing school yesterday. We
forgot
to
get the Sunday paper off the porch,
and when we found it Monday,
we
thought
it was Sunday.
(Winner to!!!!!!!!!! Ang galing!!!! Puwede rin
kaya
sa office
ito?)