You better not think!
You better not try
Our profits depend on what saps will buy
Behave yourself or we'll shut you down!
You better not talk about us bad
You better not say our site is sad
We'll traceroute you! We'll shut you down!
We see you when you're sleeping
We're hired a P.I.
She'll stalk you until you agree
That we'd never tell a lie!
You get no First Amendment
No Civil Liberties
Our laws protect OUR right to sell
Whatever crap we please!
You better shape up
Don't give us no sass
You point out our flaws
We'll threaten your ass
Our fake lawyers will put you down!
We snoop on what your saying
Spin it and lie to your I.S.P.
We don't have to cast one single spell
We've got technology!
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