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10.) He doesn't get upset when you wanna bring your own food to movies and baseball games.
9.) When his brudder runs outta work and comes to stay with you, he always gets up real early and hides the stuff you don't wanna see.
8.) He isn't squeamish about baby poop. He even notices subtle distinctions in da odor.
7.) He always hands you the pliers and lets you pick the radio station.
6.) On your aniversary, he members to let you super-size it.
5.) He is intelligent -- he knows what an honour it is that you've decided to walk all over him, for the rest of his life.
4.) He shares your sense of modesty -- he thinks that seeing too much leg on a spinning fancy shawl dancer is pornographic.
3.) He points with his lips so much, he's a great kisser.
2.) He likes you round and brown so you get to eat your moosemeat and have it too!
1.) You don't have to waste a lot of money on mirrors because you can always see your best self reflected in his loving eyes
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