The Twelve Days of Kwanstice
(Sung to the tune of "The Twelve Days of Christmas")






On the twelfth day of Kwanstice a twinkie gave to me:


12 sweat lodge cruises

11 Wiccan hackers

10 Druid censors

9 years probation

8 dis-barred lawyers

7 washed up P.I.s

6 Indian blood lines

Immunity

4 past lives as chief

3 sob stories

2 S.T.D.s

And a well forged C.D.I.B.





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