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I saw Jesus on a taco shell
Underneath a full moon shining bright.
Well, I didn't know what to think.
But my aura turned rosy pink
So I went ahead and ate him with some salsa late last night.
I heard aliens in my vison quest.
Right after a real big solar flare.
Well they wanted to probe my bra.
So I clicked my amigdula,
And I astroprojected out of there!
I caught big foot in my garbage can
Chatting away to someone on his cell
But before I had time to boast
I heard him on Coast-to-Coast
He was on live radio and posing questions to Art Bell!
Well Bigfoot's really just a hairy guy
Going for a midnight dumpster dive
And the Aliens speaking to me
Came from the L.S.D.
That I snaggged away from my ex-wives!
Now I see everything can be explained
By all the things that I did to my brain
Well the laugh is all on me
And I guess that I won't be
Mixing so many drugs together with my beer again next year!
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