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Episode 33 "Miss Manners"
>> WHO'S THE GUY IN THE
TUXEDO?
>> OH.
>> WHAT IS THIS PLACE?
>> DON'T YOU KNOW?
>> NO.
>> IT'S THE ROSE FINISHING
SCHOOL, AND THOSE GIRLS ARE
TAKING THE PRINCESS SEMINAR.
>> HUH?
OH, YEAH, COUNTESS ROSE,
RIGHT, THAT ELEGANT WOMAN.
SHE'S OPENED A FINISHING
SCHOOL?
>> SHE'S RELATED TO
ROYALTY, I HEAR.
SHE'S GOING TO MAKE-OVER
THOSE GIRLS SO THAT THEY'LL
ACT JUST LIKE PRINCESSES.
ISN'T THAT COOL.
>> LIKE PRINCESSES.
>> YEAH, THEY GET THE
WORKS.
A TOTAL MAKE-OVER FROM HEAD
TO TOE.
>> OH, NO, WE'RE LATE!
>> YESTERDAY'S ASSIGNMENT
WAS TO CORRECT ALL THE
GRAMMATICAL ERRORS...
>> HOW I WISH I COULD BE A
REAL PRINCESS.
>> PRESENTING PRINCESS
SARINA.
>> SHE'S LOVELY.
SO ELEGANT AND REFINED.
>> EXACTLY WHAT YOU IMAGINE
A PRINCESS SHOULD BE.
>> MAY I HAVE THE PLEASURE
OF HAVING THIS DANCE?
>> MM-HUM.
>> ...SARINA, DID YOU DO
YOUR HOMEWORK?
>> SILENCE!
HOW DARE YOU SPEAK TO A
PRINCESS LIKE THAT?
>> PARDON ME, YOUR
HIGHNESS, FORGIVE ME,
PLEASE.
>> (giggling)
>> WAIT UP, PLEASE.
SARINA!
>> PRINCESSES SHOULDN'T GET
YELLED AT.
OH, UH...
>> YOU'RE STILL HALF
ASLEEP.
DID YOU DO YOUR HOMEWORK OR
NOT?
>> UH... UH...
>> OUTSIDE! NOW!
>> THIS IS TOTALLY UNFAIR
OF MISS HARUNA.
I MEAN, WHAT'S SO BAD ABOUT
WANTING TO LEARN TO ACT LIKE
A REAL PRINCESS.
>> I AGREE.
I THINK YOU COULD STAND SOME
IMPROVEMENT.
>> YEAH, LUNA, IF I ACT
MORE LIKE A PRINCESS THEN NO
WAY TUXEDO MASK CAN RESIST
ME.
>> I WON'T PUT UP WITH
INSUBORDINATION.
DARIAN, YOU AND MALACHITE
MUST WORK TOGETHER TO DEFEAT
SAILOR MOON AND SEIZE THE
SILVER CRYSTAL.
>> NO THANKS.
I DO NOT NEED ANY HELP.
I ALWAYS WORK ALONE.
>> I WORK BETTER ALONE
MYSELF.
>> SUCH RIVALS.
THAT'S FINE, AS LONG AS ONE
OF YOU CATCHES THIS SAILOR
MOON BRAT.
I WOULD REALLY LIKE TO MEET
HER.
>> YES, I'VE ALREADY TAKEN
SOME STEPS.
>> EXCELLENT.
>> COME IN, CENTRAL
CONTROL, THIS IS LUNA,
PASSWORD: THE CAT WHO CHASES
HIS TAIL LEAVES A CIRCULAR
TRAIL.
>> IDENTITY VERIFIED.
WHAT HAVE YOU GOT TO REPORT,
LUNA?
>> SEEMS LIKE I'M JUST
CHASING MY TAIL.
>> A SENSIBLE CAT LIKE YOU?
>> WELL, THANKS.
BUT I DON'T UNDERSTAND WHY
SARINA WON'T TAKE HER
PRINCESS ROLE MORE
SERIOUSLY.
>> YES, SHE IS A MOST
VEXING GIRL... TECHNICAL
DIFFICULTIES...
>> WHAT? ARTEMIS?
>> THIS IS KIND OF
EMBARRASSING.
HOW'S IT SHAKING, LUNA?
>> YOU'RE THE ONE THAT'S
GOING TO BE SHAKING,
ARTEMIS.
WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME YOU
WERE CENTRAL CONTROL?
>> WELL, UH...
>> THAT'S NOT AN ANSWER.
>> BECAUSE I GUESS YOU
NEVER ASKED, I GUESS.
>> GIVE ME A BREAK.
>> LADIES.
TODAY I SHALL RECITE A POEM
WRITTEN BY FRANCIS HENNICK.
"THE GOLDEN ARROW WHICH
REACHED ME AT THE BOTTOM OF
THE DARKNESS, IT IS A LETTER
FROM THE ONE I LOVE, I AM
BEWILDERED AT THE GENTLE
POISON ON THE ARROW HEAD.
OH, I AM A CAPTIVE OF LOVE."
>> WHAT A MAJORLY DEEP
POEM.
AAHH!
>> WHAT IS IT?
>> THEY'VE GOT CHOCOLATE
CHEESECAKE! MY FAVOURITE!
>> OH, SARINA.
>> AH-HEM.
>> OH!
>> YOUNG LADY, I STRONGLY
SUGGEST USING THE DOOR FOR A
MORE GRACEFUL ENTRY.
NOW, MAY I HELP YOU, MISS?
>> YES, I HOPE SO.
I'D REALLY AND TRULY LOVE TO
TAKE YOUR PRINCESS SEMINAR
COURSE, PLEASE-PLEASE-
PLEASE.
>> I'M SORRY, MISS, BUT WE
ONLY ACCEPT YOUNG LADIES WHO
ARE RECOMMENDED BY OUR
MEMBERS.
>> I SEE.
WELL, ASK HER, SHE'LL
RECOMMEND ME FOR DOUBLE
SURE.
>> A RECOMMENDATION FROM A
CAT IS HARDLY...
>> WHAT AN AMUSING YOUNG
LADY, CHARLES.
IN THIS INSTANCE, I THINK WE
CAN MAKE AN EXCEPTION.
>> OH, THANK YOU!
>> IT'LL BE NICE TO HAVE
SUCH A VIVACIOUS YOUNG LADY
IN MY SEMINAR.
BUT THERE IS ONE CONDITION.
>> A CONDITION - YOU MEAN
I'M CLUMSY, I'M NOT TOO GOOD
AT TABLE MANNERS, OR ANY
MANNERS ACTUALLY, BUT HEY,
OUTDOOR SPORTS, HEY, I'M AN
ACE.
IF I DON'T HAVE TO RUN.
>> WELL, NO REAL LADY LIKES
TO RUN.
CHARLES, GET THE DISCUS.
>> YES.
HERE YOU ARE.
>> THE COUNTESS GREATLY
ENJOYS THE DISCUS THROW.
SO IF YOU WANT TO JOIN THE
SEMINAR, YOU MUST
DEMONSTRATE YOUR SKILL LEVEL
FOR HER.
>> HEY, NO PROBLEM.
THIS I AM GOOD AT.
HERE IT GOES.
>> BRAVO!
>> EXCELLENT.
YOU'VE JUST BEEN ACCEPTED
INTO THE PRINCESS SEMINAR.
>> DID YOU HEAR?
SARINA IS GOING TO THAT ROSE
FINISHING SCHOOL TO TRY TO
TURN INTO A PRINCESS.
>> THAT WILL BE A REAL
ACHIEVEMENT.
>> COME ON, RAY, AT LEAST
SHE'S MAKING AN EFFORT.
WHO KNOWS, MAYBE THIS WILL
HELP.
>> SARINA NEEDS MORE THAN
FINISHING SCHOOL TO BE A
PRINCESS.
>> ARTEMIS, THAT'S NOT A
VERY GENTLEMANLY THING TO
SAY.
>> HUH?
>> ISN'T SHE ALL RIGHT THE
WAY SHE IS.
>> SURE, SHE IS.
BUT THERE'S A WHOLE LOT MORE
TO BEING A PRINCESS THEN HOW
YOU LOOK.
>> WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
>> WELL, WHAT MAKES A
PRINCESS COMES FROM INSIDE,
FROM THE HEART.
IT'S NOT ABOUT HOW YOU LOOK
OR EVEN YOUR MANNERS.
>> HEY, LET'S CHECK THIS
THING OUT, CRASH THE
SEMINAR.
>>> ALL RIGHT!
>> THEY'RE ALL SO POLITE.
>> HEADS UP.
>> IF THIS IS ALL THERE IS
TO BECOMING A PRINCESS I'VE
GOT IT MADE.
>> SHE'S VERY GOOD.
MR. MALACHITE.
>> MAYBE SHE'S OUR GIRL.
SAILOR MOON'S TIARA TURNS
INTO A DISCUS WHEN SHE
THROWS IT.
THAT WOULD EXPLAIN WHY SHE'S
SO GOOD.
>> FUNNY HOW SHE CAN BE SO
EXCEPTIONAL AT THIS BUT SO
CLUMSY AT EVERYTHING ELSE.
THE GIRL IS MOST CERTAINLY
NOT PRINCESS MATERIAL.
BUT I STILL FIND IT
DIFFICULT TO BELIEVE SHE
WOULD FALL INTO OUR TRAP SO
EASILY.
>> I DON'T.
SAILOR MOON'S VERY GULLIBLE.
.
>> WHY DOES THIS DRESS HAVE
TO BE SO TIGHT?
I CAN'T OINK OUT IN IT.
>> LADIES, WE MAY ALL BEGIN
DINNER NOW.
>> I'M STARVING.
(slurping)
>> NO, NO, MISS, LADIES DO
NOT SLURP.
>> ALL RIGHT.
>> (slurping)
>> I SAID STOP SLURPING
THIS INSTANCE.
SLURPING WILL NOT BE
TOLERATED.
>> IT'S NOT FAIR TO MAKE
EATING SUCH A PAINFUL
EXPERIENCE.
>> THE MOST IMPORTANT SKILL
FOR A PRINCESS IS SPEAKING.
SHE MUST CHOOSE WORDS THAT
ARE CORRECT AND SUITABLE,
AND BE ABLE TO ARTICULATE
HER POINTS WITH
INTELLIGENCE...
>> THIS IS WORSE THAN MATH
CLASS.
>> SARINA.
>> UH, YES.
>> WHAT WOULD YOU SAY WHEN
YOU OFFER A CUP OF COCOA TO
YOUR GUESTS?
>> COCOA'S ON, COME AND
GET.
NO.
COME AND GET IT, PLEASE.
>>> (all giggling)
>> IT'S MUCH BETTER TO
SERVE YOUR GUESTS.
IN THIS CASE, "PLEASE, HAVE
SOME COCOA", IS PREFERABLE.
>> STAND UP STRAIGHT, YOUNG
LADIES.
GRACEFULLY NOW.
1-2-3, 1-2-3.
WITH THE MUSIC.
THIS IS OUR LAST CLASS IN
THE PRINCESS SEMINAR.
THOSE WHOSE SHOULDERS I
TOUCH SHALL GRADUATE.
>> OH, MY FOOT!
>> ARG!
>> I'M SORRY.
>> THIS IS TERRIBLE.
I'LL NEVER BE A PRINCESS.
>> HOW'S IT GOING, SARINA?
>> RAY? YOU GUYS ARE ALL
HERE.
>> YES, WE HAD TO SEE WHAT
THIS WAS ALL ABOUT.
>> YEAH, SARINA.
>> THIS BALLROOM DANCING IS
A MAJOR SNORE.
WHY NOT PICK UP THE PACE.
>> YEAH, LET'S MAKE UP OUR
OWN STEPS.
>> AAHH!
>>> SORRY, WE DON'T KNOW
HOW TO DANCE VERY WELL.
>> THIS DANCING STUFF IS
REALLY HARD.
CAN'T WE JUST GO BACK TO
THROWING THE DISCUS.
>> CONGRATULATIONS.
AND YOU, TOO.
>> HUH?
>> ALL RIGHT, EVERYONE WHO
PASSED MAY GO INTO THE
DRAWING ROOM WHERE I WILL
PRESENT THE CERTIFICATES.
>> SEE YA.
>>> NO FAIR!
>> WHOA, WHAT'S ALL THIS?
THIS IS MAJOR WEIRD.
>> HUH?
>> WHAT'S WITH ALL THE
MANNEQUINS?
>> YOU'LL SOON FIND OUT.
THEY'RE NOT MANNEQUINS AT
ALL, THEY'RE REAL YOUNG
LADIES.
LOVELY POSTURE.
>> COUNTESS ROSE?
>> OH, NO, AMY, SHE'S FROM
THE NEGAVERSE.
>> ENCHANTED, POLITE
SOCIETY.
I'M SO PLEASED TO MAKE YOUR
ACQUAINTANCE.
>>> (screaming)
>> (wicked laughter)
>> WHAT WAS THAT?
>> DID YOU GUYS HEAR
SCREAMING, TOO?
>> I SURE DID.
SOMETHING WEIRD IS GOING
DOWN IN THERE.
>> LET'S CHECK IT OUT.
>> WHAT?
RUN! HURRY! IT'S A MONSTER!
>> EXCUSE ME, GENTLEMEN.
>> I GOT A BAD FEELING
ABOUT THIS.
>> I'M SORRY, YOU DIDN'T
PASS THE PRINCESS SEMINAR.
BUT THAT MEANS ONE OF YOU IS
ACTUALLY SAILOR MOON, FOR
SHE HAS NEVER PASSED MY
COURSE.
>> WHY IS THAT?
>> SAILOR MOON IS A CLUMSY,
FLAKY, SCATTERBRAINED
DUFUSS, WHO NEVER IN A
MILLION YEARS HAVE WHAT IT
TAKES TO MAKE A LADY.
>> SO SHE'S CLUMSY.
>> AND SHE'S NOT ALWAYS
FLAKY.
>> SO I'M NOT PERFECT, BUT
YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE MY
FRIENDS.
>> AH, SO YOU'RE SAILOR
MOON.
NICE MEETING YOU GIRLS.
>> HELP!
>> PRISM POWER!
>> MARS POWER!
>> VENUS POWER!
>> GET OFF ME, PLEASE.
WHERE DID THOSE MISFITS GO?
>> UP HERE, YOU POLITE
PIECE OF NEGA-TRASH!
>> WHAT?
>> FOR ALL THE CLUMSY GIRLS
IN THE WORLD, I WILL PUNISH
YOU.
I AM SAILOR MOON!
>> I AM SAILOR MARS!
>> I AM SAILOR VENUS!
>> WE'LL TRIUMPH OVER EVIL.
>>> AND THAT MEANS YOU!
>> SUCH A PLEASURE TO
FINALLY MEET YOU YOUNG
LADIES AND TURN YOU TO WAX.
PLEASE TAKE THIS - AHH!
>> NOT SO FAST.
>> MARS FIRE!
IGNITE!
>> VENUS CRESCENT BEAM
SMASH!
>> SHE WAXED MY BEAMS AND
MARSHA'S FIRE.
HOW ARE WE GOING TO STOP
HER?
>> I REALLY DON'T KNOW, BUT
WHAT WILL WE DO IF I CAN'T
STOP HER EITHER?
>> I'LL OPEN MY OWN WAX
MUSEUM, STARTING WITH YOU
THREE SAILOR SCOUTS.
>> OH, NO!
>> I HATE MUSEUMS.
ESPECIALLY WITH ME IN THEM.
.
>> I'LL OPEN MY OWN WAX
MUSEUM, STARTING WITH YOU
SCOUTS.
>> OH, NO, I DON'T LOOK
GOOD IN WAX.
>> GOOD EVENING, POLITE
SOCIETY.
>> GOOD EVENING, PRINCE
DARIAN.
>> AT LAST, TUXEDO MASK.
YOU'VE COME TO SAVE US.
>> DON'T BE SO SURE.
>> SAILOR MOON, I WANT THE
SILVER CRYSTAL.
I PROMISE NOT TO HURT YOU IF
YOU GIVE IT TO ME.
>> YOU'RE NOT FOLLOWING
MALACHITE'S PLAN.
>> YOUR CHOICE, SAILOR
MOON.
>> OH, NO, TUXEDO MASK.
BUT YOU CAN'T BE, YOU'RE NOT
MY ENEMY.
>> YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO
FACE IT, SAILOR MOON.
THE GUY IS WITH THE
NEGAVERSE NOW.
WE'VE LOST HIM.
YOU'VE GOT TO FACE IT.
>> STOP STALLING, HAND IT
OVER!
>> TUXEDO MASK.
YOU, OUT OF MY WAY!
>> NO ONE ASKED YOU HERE.
>> I'M HANDLING THIS
MYSELF.
YOU'RE RUINING MY PLAN.
>> MALACHITE, I AM ONLY
INTERESTED IN THE CRYSTAL,
NOT A BATTLE.
>> IS THAT SO?
>> WELL, ISN'T IT A LOVELY
EVENING.
>> DESTROY SAILOR MOON.
>> NO! GET THE CRYSTAL.
>> NO, SAILOR MOON!
>> SILVER CRYSTAL!
>> SAILOR MOON!
>> THE CRYSTAL!
>> SAILOR MOON!
>> I DON'T KNOW WHICH ORDER
TO FOLLOW.
ALL OF THIS CONFUSION IS
GIVING ME A HEADACHE.
>> POOR THING.
YOU SEEM VERY TIRED.
HOW ABOUT A CUP OF COCOA TO
PERK YOU UP?
>> WHY, THANK YOU.
BUT BETTER TO SAY "WOULD YOU
LIKE SOME COCOA?"
>> AH-HA!
>> MOON HEALING ACTIVATION!
>> AAHH! OH DEAR!
>> NOW WE'VE GOT THE
COUNTESS BACK TO NORMAL,
IT'S TIME TO DO THE SAME FOR
MY DEAR TUXEDO MASK.
MOON HEALING...
>> SAILOR MOON, YOU CAN
KEEP THE SILVER CRYSTAL
UNTIL I SEE YOU NEXT TIME.
SEE YA.
>> WHAT?
DON'T GO.
OH, TUXEDO MASK.
HUH?
WHAT HAPPENED?
HUH?
>> I FEEL SO STRANGE.
>> I DON'T REMEMBER
ANYTHING.
>> TUXEDO MASK, I WILL GET
YOU @CK.
AAH!
>> WHAT HAPPENED TO ACTING
LIKE A PRINCESS?
>> I'M STILL WORKING ON IT.
>> HOW SO?
>> I AM, WHEN I'M NOT LATE
FOR CLASS OR HAVING SOME
PLACE TO GO.
GOTTA RUN, BYE.
>> I THINK WE'VE GOT A LONG
WAY TO GO.
>> AAHH!
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