The Redundant Life of El Pathetico
This is the story of a man...
a man, who dreamed of more...
*cue flamenco guitar*
There's a new superhero in town
El Pathetico he calls himself
everyone think's he's just a clown,
there's no trophies on his shelf
and his name...is El Pathetico
please make way...for El Pathetico
watch the news and see his face
he looks awfully out of place...
Then one day he hears the scream
Pretty Rosa's been abducted
to the rescue: football team!
All Pathetico's plans disrupted
And he places his head in his hands
and cries of his life
how he'll never own these lands
never find a wife.
All he wanted was to be somebody's hero
but no one needs his aid
everyone who knows him thinks he is a zero
but that's just how the game is played...