What the Phuck is a Phronk?
A few people have recently asked where my nickname, Phronk, came from. My origin goes all the way back to Grade 9, when I was
There is a certain amount of controversy surrounding this story. It is unknown who originally came up with the name, and I seem to remember arguments between candidates as to who blurted it out first. The spelling is also uncertain. I remember myself and other kids taking turns writing out different ways to spell it on the back chalkboard in the middle of French class (appropriately enough). For example, I could have been "Fronk", "Phraunques", Fphrawnc", etc. I settled on the current spelling when I first got on the internet and had to choose a nickname for something.
There is also a character in the movie Father of the Bride with the same name. However, it is spelled Frank and has nothing to do with me.
Well, this has been a nice self-indulgent post about how I became
9 Comments:
yes yes, i heard ALL about you from.....someone....nice.
that's what i read when i was doing some "not stalking"...
Phronk is way better than...say..."Cuntface" or "Herpesbreath"
What nice person has been saying things about me, Mitzee? Dammit...I HATE nice people.
Butchie: One guy used to call me "Bumtits". It was a play on my last name, which sounds nothing like "bumtits".
I'm serious.
shut up butchboy, my real name is herpesbreath! what's wrong with that? *cry*
Phronk cause you look French! Little moustache! Phronk! I love it! this is a great story. haha! Phronk!
i have to agree with Sarah, great story... was going to ask, but figured it would have come up sooner or later... i just assumed it was: http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=phronq
You were better as an enigma.
I dated (read: fucked for 3 weeks) a guy who told me his name was turned into Hairy-Ass Fart-smell in school (Darius Hartwell - rather nice name). I hope he's not reading this.
I think you got your name from Phronk, Martin Short, in the movie and just don't want to tell us.
Sachz: "To hodge mightily with sysadmin manroot" makes about as much sense to me as that Wikipedia entry. To be associated with Ron Jeremy isn't all bad though. Maybe I should change it to Phronq.
Doggirl: YOU were better without a DOG FACE! HAH!
And it's true, AG...I actually have a Martin Short shrine in my basement. I sacrifice goats while watching his movies and touching myself. It's a grand old time.
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