Funny ShiZz1t



Merry Christmas everybody!

For more funny Japanese Engrish, go to www.engrish.com. Here's another gem:



And for even more fun stuff, here is another link: HE-MAN AND THE ROCK WARRIORS!. If you're anything like me, you were born on January 3rd 1980, and spent your young life watching He-Man and playing with He-Toys. The above article points out just how stupid He-Man could be. I laughed my ass off. Literally. It made quite a mess, but I've managed to reattach it.

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Movie Review

I saw a movie called "Vanilla Sky" last night with a fellow named "Tom Cruise" in it. The less you know about this movie the better, so I'll just tell you to go see it. I definitely liked it. I don't think it's for everybody though.

Oh and Penelope Cruze (or however you spell it) is actually pretty cute in it. Usually I think she's a repulsive she-goblin, but in Vanilla Sky she managed to act her way out of ugly town.

Nicefire.com is my new favourite web site.

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Tip of the Day

Mint and egg are two flavours that do not go together.

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Freedom

Ok so now I'm really done school. Phew. This was my busiest semester ever, so I'm glad it's over.

So now the question is...what should I do for the next month? Well first of all, I need to buy some canvas and start painting stuff. I've been meaning to start painting again, but I haven't really painted anything since high school. See what university does? It sucks the creativity right out of you. I wonder where all that sucked creativity goes to. Obviously not to Hollywood or the music industry. Well, maybe to people like Spike Jonze, or Radiohead, perhaps Mr. Bungle. The rest of the creativity must be locked up in the basement of the university, just waiting for someone to steal it.

Speaking of stealing (God, I'm so good at transitions), last night I saw the wonderful heist movie, Ocean's 11. It was a nice smart yet brainless movie that kept me awake despite waking up way too early. It's weird how Brad Pitt is in so many good movies. That guy has it all...girls like him because he's friggin hot, and everyone likes him because he's in good movies. Oh, and I'm happy to say that Julia Roberts was barely in Ocean's 11. What's with her? She's not even close to being attractive, she's got an annoying laugh, she can't act, and yet she managed to steal an academy award from Ellen Burstyn last year. I really don't like her...I don't like her one bit.

Ok so here are my plans for this Holiday season (a.k.a Christmas): Steal all the creativity from the univeristy, paint some wonderful paintings, sell them for a billions dollars, then use that money to bribe Julia Roberts into quitting showbusiness forever.

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Poopy Doops

You know that great feeling you get right after you take a big dump that you've been holding in all day? That's how I feel right now...except the shit is school...and there's a little mini-turd still hanging on (I have half an essay to write tonight). But still, it feels good. Today I wrote two 3-hour exams...that's six hours of my day spent hunched over a desk scribbling meaningless junk onto paper. Being done is very nice....especially being done this early...I now have nearly a month to sit on my ass

Maybe I'll work on this web page or something. I've been meaning to make it a bit more aesthetically pleasing. Oh, you may have noticed that I've taken to giving titles to each of my posts here. I like titles. Titles are fun.

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