Ugh. Bad thing just happened to me. I was sitting in my bed reading, when I saw a bit of movement out of the corner of my eye. I looked up, and saw a little baby spider crawling on my wall. Nothing wrong with that...baby spiders are kinda cute. I don't want them near my bed though, so I murdered it and dumped the body in my garbage pail. As I walked back to my bed, I noticed THREE MORE tiny spiders, some of them dangling dangerously close to where my mouth would be if I were sleeping there. I quickly dispatched of them, but as I was crushing their tiny bodies with Kleenex, I noticed that the area around my bed was alive with little spiders. In the end, I killed ten of them before I had to leave because I felt them crawling all over me. They weren't actually crawling all over me, but it felt like it. There might be some on me right now though...they're so small that I wouldn't feel it. They could be in my hair, laying eggs which will turn into worms that will burrow into MY BRAIN. Ahhh!!!
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Welcome to the personal web site of Mike, also known as Phronk. This is a place where I will keep a log of my life on the web. I mean, I will keep a log of my life, and put it on the web. I don't mean I will keep a log of my "life on the web", because most of my life does not happen on the web. That would be pretty sad if it did. Anyway...where am I? Oh, hi. If you want to read some exciting and exhilarating and exfoliating rantings, just scroll down a bit and start reading. Enjoy.