Humble Revelations of Your Webmaster
Yeah, that's what he looks like. Freaky yes, but he was in deep thought when that picture was taken.
Running a website wouldn't be any fun if you didn't know a little about the man who doesn't know the HTML code he built the site with, so here are some humble revelations of your webmaster.
Your name, please?: Nicholas Emmanuel Young
Please tell me you are called by something other than that: Yeah, most commonly Nick but sometimes hot_wheels_turbo_racing
What was your birthdate?: December 30, 1988 (and to think twenty-one years ago that day episode seventeen of Spider-Man aired)
Which would make you how old?: Seventeen
Where are in the pic?: Sherwood, Prince Edward Island, Canada (1,657.4 km from Weedville, PA)
I can barely see your eyes. Say, what colour are they?: Brown, so the song "Birds and the Bees" works well with me.
I can see your hair. I'll bet it's black: No, brown, but that's okay, cheap webcam.
Have you ever considered a haircut?: Yes, but they're such a pain.
Just wondering, are you left-handed or right-handed?: Right-handed
So, do you have a job or something?: I'm currently a full-time Price Is Right geek, but I am looking for a part-time job.
I look at that pic again, and I realize that you don't look so bad. You must have a lucky lady under your arm, right?: Unfortunately no, but thanks for noticing.
Say, what's that on your head?: Those would be my Excel International Electronic full-sized headpones.
Why do you wear such big headphones?: They make me look like Rich Fields.
Rich who: Rich Fields, my favourite celebrity.
Why have I not heard of this guy? I'll bet he's just some weatherman: Actually, he was before he landed the gig as the Price Is Right announcer.
But what about the guy with the sparkling outfits?: Ah, yes, Rod Roddy, sadly, he died back October 28, 2003.
Died! And I only find out about this now because?: Because you don't pay attention to anything.
So, why'd they pick this Rich Fields guy?: According to Bob Barker, he has a happy voice, and that's just what the show needs.
So, what do you spend your time doing?: Watching The Price Is Right, playing Nintendo games, listening to oldies, or doing something on the computer.
Oldies? But that's the stuff old geezers listen to!: Oldies are music with class. Gino Vannelli moves me in a way I can't describe.
Wait. "The Price Is Right"? Hey, I love that show. I even have a collection of episodes: Well, so do I! Let's make a trade.
Are you glued to the chair you're sitting on, or do you ever go anywhere?: Oh, yes, many places, church, the mall, and the library just to name a few.
Church? You some kind of Christian?: You bet your momma I am!
And the Library? But that's the place for nerds!: Now are you not so surprised about that lady not being under my arm?
Well, do you wear deodorant?: When I can remember. I'm trying to develop a habit or wearing it.
I'll bet the ladies would flock to you if you wore it: Hmmm, now there's an idea. Thanks
That will be five bucks: Hey, that's my line!
So, what other favourites do you have?: Green for colour, summer of season, bowling for sport, EarthBound for Nintendo game, The Price Is Right for TV show, church for place, uh, yeah, that's about it.
Bowling? That's not a sport.: It is to me.
Well, five-pin or ten-pin?: Five-pin definitely
So, why do you like such weird, cheap cartoons?: Because they're cool.
So, how can I get in touch with you, handsome?: Drop me a line
Is there anything I can do to avoid making my message look like Spam?: Thank you for being so thoughtful. Put "Nick's One of a Kind Website" in the message title, and I'll be sure to read it.
So, have you been asked enough questions yet?: Oh, please continue.
But I can't think of anything else.: Well, if you do ask me.
Okay, you're weird, but you rock: No, my friend, you rock!