Kiss Fan Fare
Contributed by friends & staff of Gene's Lick It Up Diner!

Diner Menus:
Space Monkey's Menu
NOTHING TO LOSE Diet deal,
for the health nuts at the diner!

* Get ALL YOU CAN TAKE breakfast buffet,
just fruits and simple stuff like that, nothing heavy.
* LICK IT UP fruit sherberts.
* HOTTER THAN HELL soup.(chicken soup, vegetable, noodle soup that is)
* WAR MACHINE protein shakes!
* ROCKET RIDE sandwiches
* GIMME MORE bran muffins
yogurt with a * SILVER SPOON
Thanks Space Monkey!!!

RD's LUNCH MENU

* PLASTER CASTER Pie (they'll even let you watch it rise!)
* COLD GIN (served during breakfast only)
* ALMOST HUMAN (the Donner Party Platter)
* LOVE FOR SALE Special (see chef in backroom)
* DEUCE Donuts (two holes in each!!!)
* GOD OF THUNDER Burrito
* ROCK'N'ROLL ALL NIGHT & Party Everyday Buffet
* FIREHOUSE Hot Wings (and fine breasts as well!)
* SEE YOU IN YOUR DREAMS TONIGHT Refried Beans

* PLASTER CASTER ICE CREAM with a Cherry On Top!
* ANIMALIZE Veggie Burger
* TOMORROW AND TONIGHT Doggie Bag (AKA the "Bitch Sack")
* FLAMING YOUTH Fruit Salad
* GOING BLIND Senior Special
* THE SHE KISSED ME Dinner Mints
* ALMOST HUMAN Monkey Brains (gasp!!!!)
Thanks to Brian Coles ( Editor-ElectricBasement.com)

Callum's DINNER MENU

* 100,000 YEARS - for those who like their steak WELL done!
* NOTHIN' TO LOOSE - might as well try some . . .
* HOTTER THAN HELL - SPICY chicken wings in HOT sauce
* SURE KNOW SOMETHING - Sure know something's in it. Not sure what though.

SPECIALS:
* CRAZY CRAZY NIGHTS: you and three of your friends can rock n' roll all night with Gene's
"Buy Steak, Get A Free Cheesecake" deal!!!
* THE ELDER: Every Wedensday night is OAP's eat free night at LICK IT UP DINER!
* CREATURES OF THE NIGHT: arrive after 11PM, dessert is free!
Thanks to Callum Stewart
(Paul Stanley in the KISS Tribute Band CREATURES OF THE NIGHT)

Callum & GZ's DESSERT MENU

* DETROIT CHOCK CITY - layer upon layer of chocolate cake
* C'MON AND LOVE MINT - mint chocolate chip ice cream
* LICK IT UP - plate full of chocolate sauce - no cultery!
* 2000 FLAN - speaks for itself

Lickety Split: Tutti Frutti ice cream on sliced banana with a brandy sauce
- for complete pyro, ignite with flame thrower and SPLIT!!
Thanks to Callum & Greyzone!

Greyzone's Drinks Menu

* NOTHING TO LOSE - House Whiskey - imported Scottish triple malt
* SHOUT IT OUT LOUD - House Brandy - imported Irish 160 proof
* COLD GIN - 'She' will like this
* FIREHOUSE - Hotter Than Hell Whiskey
* DESTROYER - House Vodka - imported from Vladivostok
* PSYCHO CIRCUS - House Tequila - smuggled up from Mexico

and for the genteel...

Greyzone's Wine List

* GREAT EXPECTATIONS - Beth recommends - Sparkling Dynasty '79 - red or white!
* SHE - House sweet white - The Demon's Monkey recommends!
* DR. LOVE - Pink Champagne - Greyzone recommends!
* BLACK DIAMOND - Dark Champagne from grapes grown in the shade and picked at night
- Darkone recommends!
Thanks GZ!

Song Parody
PaulAceRule's Lick It Up - Song Parody
(Stanley/Vincent/Sutter)
Pick It Up
(lead vocals:Gene)

eric pooped on the carpet
pick it up
pick it up
pick up those twinkie wrappers and all that garbage
pick it up
pick it up
ohh..ohh..ohh

and get my coffee
and get my coffee
and get my coffee
hell yeah

cant belive they have (see harry potter 4) ton tongue toffee
down here at the lick it up,the lick it up
Secretly think that C15's a hottie
and I will keep it all to myself

down here at lick it up
lick it up! buy some food.
you might as well now.
down here at lick it up
lick it up! buy some food.
you might as well now.
you might as well now.
hell yeah hell yeah heck yeah.

ohhhhhhh... ohhhhhh......ohh..ohh..ohh..ohh..WOOO!

down here at lick it up
lick it up! buy some food.
you might as well now.
down here at lick it up
lick it up! buy some food.
you might as well now.

cant belive they have (see harry potter 4) ton tongue toffee
down here at the lick it up,the lick it up
sample Tommys famous coffee
and Iwill drink it all by myself

down here at lick it up
lick it up! buy some food.
you might as well now.
down here at lick it up
lick it up! buy some food.
you might as well now.
Thanks PaulAceRule!

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