Chapter Two
Chapter Two
Space Monkey's B-Day Party, Sandwichboardin' It & Trippin' Down The Wine Cellar
~ Space Monkey's B-Day Party ~
spaceace1218: Hmmmmm.....lemme think,
something appopo.........ahhhh YES!............HEAVENS ON
FIRE!! .......hehe ......."Feel my heat takin' you
higher, burn with me, Heaven's on fire Greyzone: Great balls of fire! Some one douse me before I passout!! Don't stop when I come to I'll think I've died and gone to heaven!! 8-pp spaceace1218: Uhh don't pass out u might get trampled by the stampede! , I dont think Monkey needs any workmans comp claims right now as we just opened. Greyzone: A smack! That's it Keep me awake slap me about just a little. The last thing I want to see is DM coming in for the 5th night of no sales and claims! ACKK! spaceace1218: A smack you say? *smack* my pleasure! *evil grin* hey I can get *smack* used to this! *smack Greyzone: Baad Girl!! Don't tire yourself out! Pace it! ouch....ow..ow...... UNCLE!! |
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spaceace1218: tire? *smack* NEVER!! *smack* UNCLE?
you give up easy!! *smack*
"Your Lightnings all I need, My satisfaction grows..."
Greyzone: AAAAHHHH I've created a monster!! Here little kitty cat. Would you like a bowl of milk?? Nice cat...
spaceace1218: Ummm Meow!
thedemonsmonkey: Oh Geez!!! Workman's Comp!!??LOL! ;-) Uh, Accident Grey!?? LOL... Hey, we don't have that workman's comp yet!!! lol :-)
Greyzone: No! Thank God! Just forgot to breathe!! It's about that song and dance routine! Do you want to try it again Space?? >}-)))
spaceace1218: oh yeahhhh!! My dance routine to heavens on fire!!
Christine15:
SPLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
SMACK!
Greyzone: SSSSSSIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ.............. ahhhhhhhhhh! Thanks Christine! We were looking for that bucket everywhere! OK everybody!! Listen up! We're going to pass the hat for Christine cause it's her birthday and we're all gonna sing the 'birthday song' in 23 part harmony with one voice dissenting!! ...A 1, and a 2, and a 3
| Happy Birthday
Christine So now you're sixteen Your mind is obscene But your virtue's pristine!! LMAO - Happy birthday Space Monkey!! ee eeee EEEEEEE!!!! 8~) Duh-umbo, The grey elephant! spaceace1218: HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!! I didnt know?? thedemonsmonkey: **~*HAPPY BIRTHDAY SPACE MONKEY!*~** |
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Christine15: oh wow you both remembered! wow! thanks now IM c16! yahoo!
Greyzone: Awwwwwwwwwww.... you forgot me...*biddy tear escapes from Duh-mbo's eye* How's about a big KISS!?!? hahaha
Greyzone: That was a birthday never to be forgotten! 8~) OK, now I'm ready!! Got my water cannon, and an extra bucket of ice cold beer, aimed right at me!! But that will only work if I don't move from this spot! What to do? What to do?
spaceace1218: Well are u gonna drink the beer or bless yerself with it??
Greyzone: God sakes woman!! Drink it! Sheesh!! Want some? ;-)
spaceace1218: No, thanks! I am not much for beer.
thedemonsmonkey: ~Welcome Home Grey~ uh, the restaurant was condemmed...yea, health dept...ummm so now what do we do?? %-)
spaceace1218: What the hell happened??? I leave town and the restaurant gets shut down?? Where's my severance pay?? MONKEY???????
thedemonsmonkey: Hhmmm...Well ya don't get severance pay
on accounta we're under funded Space! ;-) Okay, the health depts.
cool...yea, said they'd overlook those minor infractions, umm for
now...I think we may need a special fire permit though...
thedemonsmonkey: Ummm...Space? Did I manage ta lose ya there? lol
...Okay, the way it looks from here we have two choices, to
either try an re-open or stay closed...Uh, not really my decision...lololol
spaceace1218: *checking pulse*, Yep! I am still here!! Deader
than a door nail here, wassup with that?? And where's the rest of
our employees??
Sandwichboarding It
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Greyzone: Hey Space ol bud!! I'm hungry!
How bout you? Long time.... Looks like Asylum scared all
the customers away, besides those aren't the clientele
that tip big anyhows. I was thinking a little Flaming
Huscroft might get us and ol GG down here to do the
solidarity march thing. Or would that be stagger? And for
Christine, we could make her a Shirley Huscroft! LOL hmm
Whdya think? thedemonsmonkey: Hey Space! yup 'deader than a door nail' is right...or a coffin nail, who knows...uh, sorrry, lil joke... very lil... ;-) So, I see Grey has volunteered to round alla peeps up...hmmm...okay carry on, we'll see how it goes huh? :-) Greyzone: Hi Monkey! |
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I thought rather than walking stupidly round in circles with those 'common' everyday pickett signs, we could stagger around with those sandwich board thingys, with "WE WANT OUR JOBS BACK on one side, and ALL YOU CAN EAT AT THE LICK IT UP RESTAURANT! FIRST DRINK IS ON THE HOUSE!! on the other side. The beauty of it is, when we have one Huscroft too many, we won't fall over on the pickett line and litter the curb like ordinary drunks, we can just collapse on to the sandwich board, and not even The Boss would know the difference! ! Is that a cool idea or what!?!? LMAO
spaceace1218: I'll fire up my flame thrower then, maybe we can attract a crowd here.
Greyzone: May I give you a light, Ma'am? ;-)
spaceace1218: Please do or else there shall be no flaming Huscroft's
Greyzone: OK Stand back and turn on the gas and I'll throw my lighter at it.
spaceace1218: OH NO!! , Please no accidents.....
Greyzone: I'm positive we won't have an accident, because we intend whatever happens. It's all in the plan!
spaceace1218: I have a feeling Monkey won't be too happy after all those accidents u guys had in the kitchen!!
Greyzone: Accidents?? Monkey almost died laughing!! Well I'm pretty sure that's how DM laughs.... lol But no sweat this time because were outside on city property now! hehe :-)
spaceace1218: She's gonna kick us out when she comes in, in the morning!! talking about fire permits earlier..... city property??
Greyzone: Yup! City property. In case you haven't noticed, what with sippin that Huscroft an all, you are on the street! Remember...
spaceace1218: we are?? oh my, is that why I am so cold??
Greyzone: Now that we flamed up the Huscroft, here have one. Do you think anyone will see our flare?
spaceace1218: Dunno.....pretty quiet out here , everyone must be exhausted from the busy holiday
Greyzone: Or busted for loitering behind their pooters! LOL ;-0
guitargirl: Huscroft????Geez..I thought that was aurora borealis....????...I think I might have had too much coffee this evening...
Greyzone: Krikes! That Huscroft is mighty powerful stuff! Is that really you GG? Or is it the waves of heat that make that girl in the poster move? LOL
spaceace1218: I could use some of that coffee right about now! *yawn*
guitargirl: LOL!!! Yes..It's me, Grey...er...poster???What poster?
Greyzone: I think we should pour a little Huscroft into the po thing while she's got her mouth open. hehe
guitargirl: It'll either cure her or kill her........carefull !!! Not too much!!!
Greyzone: OK. Better make sure we do it before she starts snoring!
spaceace1218: Huh? Somebody talkin to me? *yawn, stretch* how about some Baileys or Kahlua to go in my coffee??
Greyzone: Well we might be able to oblige you if we could somehow get into the restaurant without being caught.
guitargirl: I'm sure I can scale the brick wall and climb in a window....or maybe I could just use my key.
spaceace1218: Leave it to me *picks up bat and breaks the front window* There, now be careful of all the glass, wouldnt want another accident/hospital bill Someone call Martha to clean up!!
Greyzone: Hey Cool! You always carry a baseball bat? I figured you'd use the flamethrower! LOL
spaceace1218: Look where I live, I am from the NY tri-state area!! I always watch my back and don't let nobody mess with me!! (actually I am as harmless as a pussy cat, MEOW!......shhh! don't tell nobody!)
Greyzone: Ya, I looked on a map and saw how close you were to NYC! REAL close! Would you like to fill in as bouncer when we get back to worK? lol Have you been declawed??
spaceace1218: Nope, Still got all my claws!!
Bouncer?? I dunno, I am such a pushover......
right now I need to push myself off this puter and get some sleep...
Greyzone: OK We'll dig up a bouncer somewhere, but you're still
going to dance? Can you get your claws into the 'Dance of the 7
Veils"? hmmmmm...... MARTHA!!....oh MARTHAAAAAA!
Trippin' down...The Wine Cellar
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thedemonsmonkey: LOOKIT THE MESS!!!!! ;-) Awww...I
think I'm gonna cry! Great ta see you guys...and yea, we
better get Martha!!! LOL! Greyzone: Oh, oh.... Martha never made it to work. Do ya think Monkey's crying about the mess, or is she about to burst out laughing?? As for Martha, I'm beginning to think she's hanging with a baaaaaad crowd! And to think of all those hours that I devoted to her elocution lessons, "The pain in my brain is really insane." thedemonsmonkey: No, Monkey was goin ta cry, cause yer just sooo sweet! lol Yea, what with yer protest to get the restaurant re-opened an all...how's that goin btw? Any word on the fireproof paper, uh, the special fire permit? Oh, Martha said ta let the sidewalk sweepers look after the mess |
...now there is a small matter of a brocken window, that'll hafta be replaced...ummm...soon, before it rains. ...But bein that you're our only customer so far and you have a brolly that should be okay for now! lol
spaceace1218: You have a pain in yer brain? lol
thedemonsmonkey: GZ always has a pain in his brain...he ate too much asparagus as a child! lol :-)
Christine15: AAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Im sooooooooooooooo late! DOH! Thanks guys but I was sorta locked
out the other days but I'm back, anything I missed, BTW great
song GZ! does this place need any cleaning up, guys? DEMONSMONKEY!!!!!!!
*waves* Hello Grey and Space I thought I would never say this but
it feels so good to be at work! LOL!
Greyzone: No Monkey's right. It's more a pain in my butt. Mushed
asparagus did weird things to my digestive system, and later in
life I suffered these head pains, but I reckon it's only
indigestion of the brain. No Monkey's wrong. I'm not sweet. I'm
really a sh*t disturber, but I'm pleased that you appreciate my
job protest. Sorry about the broken window and we probably should
have gone with GG in the backdoor, but I keep trying to tell ya,
I'm a Backdoor Man! But what the hell, I can get into a little
expression of tri-state hooliganism, and Space is my gal for that!
Even though we don't have jobs, is it possible to fire Martha?
Christine looks eager to clean up the mess on the street before
we all get arrested! Greyzone *WINKS* Christine. LOL
thedemonsmonkey: LOL! it's like the 3 Stooges in here this am...Hi
Space Monkey, great to have ya back!!! And of course GZ, what am
I gonna do with ya!!???lol :-)
guitargirl: Hey Ms. Monkey...I had a key...but you know Space...they do things differently in her neighbourhood. Sorry about the broken glass and all...Grey really should know better...but y'know how it is when he sees them dancin' girls.......Christine flew through here so fast I didn't even see her...I fear that I am talking to myself again....
spaceace1218: Hey Sis. Well its better to "talk" to yourself than to uhhh........oh never mind! Spring Air affecting the brain again! YES! I've been VERY bad this evening! Don't know what has come over me, or what I am lacking!
Greyzone: Hey GG, what Space is trying to say, I think, is it's better to talk to yourself than to _ _ _ _ _ _ yourself. (you fill the blanks lol ;-) Did you know tht that window opened into the mop and bucket closet? Too bad the door was locked from the otherside! Pretty cozy with the bunch of us locked in there, nice and warm too!!! Too bad we couldn't get to the food and cooking wine. Next time lets use the key! *sigh* hehe
spaceace1218: Use the key u say? Well thats no fun!
Greyzone: Nearly got busted! Don't they classify 80 oz bats as weapons down there??
spaceace1218: I guess you never been to Brooklyn better known as Crooklyn or DA Bronx? It is a necessity!
Greyzone: If you took me to Brooklyn I'd take the chance!!
spaceace1218: I prefer not to go there anymore. Ive been to the toughest "hoods" during my younger days, but now I am older and wiser I prefer to stay in the quiet burbs.
Greyzone: Speaking of burps, did you know that there is a special vintage beer in the basement??
spaceace1218: Is there wine down there too?
Greyzone: dunno, wanta check it out?? I know where the key is.
spaceace1218: No, Allow me *kicking the door down* OK lets go!
Greyzone: *clatter, clatter, clatter, thump...oww! Sh*t!! Hey have you got a light??
spaceace1218: I got my trusty Flamethrower! ya got a lite to lite my lite?
Greyzone: gimme a sec. I have to pick the stick off my bic! Awright! Ready.......set......FLOOOOOsshhhhhhh!!!!! Praise Be! And the Lord said let there be lite!!
spaceace1218: Oh MY! You almost pulled a Gene and lit yer hair on fire! OMG!! It is on fire!! Did they turn off the water?
Greyzone: FIND THE WINE QUICK!!! BEER WILL DO TOO!!!! This is gonna be some cheap hair cut!
spaceace1218: HERE I FOUND A BOTTLE OF WHISKEY *splash* OH NO!!!!! The flames are getting higher!! ACK! WAIT HERE's the BEER *splash* YIKES! are u ok Grey?
Greyzone: You SAVED my life!! How can I ever thank you??? Do you like bald men?? I know where there's a little label that you'd specially like..
spaceace1218: Maybe Gene won't mind lending you his wig! Pour me a glass of their finest wine and we call it even.
Greyzone: OK I got a special treat for you. Now shut your eyes and don't open them til I say. OK?
spaceace1218: Hurry Quick, b4 I fall asleep!!!
Greyzone: Open your eyes! Here's your very own bottle of Ace Special Old!! 8-)
spaceace1218: Whoooo Hoooo!! Grey, I am speechless!
Greyzone: Best time to pop the cork! Go on Space! Down the hatch! :-)
spaceace1218: why thank you! *Gulp, gulp, gulp* Ahhh!
*hands Grey back empty bottle*
Now what are u gonna drink?
Greyzone: guess I'll have to wring out my shirt into your glass. A litttle fired up whiskey never hurt nobody. So do you think Monkey ever comes down here? Do you think we can persuade Space Monkey to sweep a bit?
spaceace1218: It is kinda dusty down here! *cough* no wonder we were shut down! *cough*
Greyzone: Here...have a tic tac. hehe want me to beat it into bite size pieces? Hmmmmmmmmmmm.....that didn't come out right! LOL
spaceace1218: "beat it", no actually that didn't! I will take a tic tac thanks!
Greyzone: So lets clear out of here before the sun comes up, and no one will be the wiser, OK? *wink*
spaceace1218: ok then let's get outta here b4 Monkey gets here, she might be a little sore at me for the door and another fire. YIKES! Let's try and make it back tomorrow nite after she cleans up!
Greyzone: LOL!! oops...hope DM didn't hear that! asta manjana! did I do that right??
spaceace1218: close! Hasta Manana!
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