Chapter One

It's About The Menu, Our First Customer & Flaming Huscrofts

It's about the Menu

thedemonsmonkey: What would he call it?? Uh, I think Gene's All You Can Eat Diner has been done... Yea, pretty lame but it is Sunday...so just humor me okay guys!? ;-) Next please!... guitargirl: LICK IT UP!!! A theme restaurant...no cutlery......LOL thedemonsmonkey: Okay...now we need a menu! ;-) guitargirl: I guess that surf'n'turf is out!!!lol! thedemonsmonkey: okay...here we go ~The Menu ~ Remember- no cutlery Theme! lol...Plaster Caster Hotdogs! spaceace1218: how about..........ALL AMERICAN MAN burgers, for one ANY WAY you slice it pizza LARGER THAN LIFE desserts or NOTHIN TO LOSE desserts COLD drinks?? FIREHOUSE Chili or HOTTER THAN HELL burritos

Greyzone: This ain't Alice's Restuarant? I guess while I'm here, maybe you have a cup of 'Into the Void' - "black hole", you know. coffee in a cup???

thedemonsmonkey:
Lick It Up Menu
PLASTER CASTER Hotdogs
ALL AMERICAN MAN burgers, for one
ANY WAY you slice it pizza
LARGER THAN LIFE desserts or NOTHIN TO LOSE desserts
COLD drinks??
FIREHOUSE Chili or HOTTER THAN HELL burritos
INTO THE VOID - coffee

spaceace1218: Can I be the entertainment??

Christine15: ...I guess that leaves me with dishwashing or greeter girl eh?

guitargirl: Sure, Christine...just stay away from the liquor or we'll lose our license. ; ) Guess that leaves me with the job of 'chef'!!! I can cook...don't worry! : )

Greyzone: HEY! Christine! A table for two and a bottle of your best DESTROYER!! And forget the Full Monty, bring on the Dancing Girls!!! WOO HOO!! HEY! Is that your kitchen on fire or are ya just glad to see me?? LOL

Christine15: coming right up!

thedemonsmonkey: Whoa!!!... lookit alla STAFF! :-)
Space - Entertainer
Space Monkey Hostess/Dishwasher
GG - Chef

spaceace1218: Don't know about you but I plan on getting some good "tips" hehe

Christine15: waitresses by day......part of the entertainment at night?

thedemonsmonkey: LOL! Good one Space Monkey!!! ]:-)

guitargirl: I think that I am going to need a sous chef...preferably male...to work under my supervision in the kitchen ...and he'd better enjoy the heat!!!LOL!!! It's hotter than hell in Gene's kitchen

thedemonsmonkey: Okay, you guys out there heard Guitar Girl...please don't all storm in here at once... single file and fill out your applications...

Greyzone: Yes! I'd like to sue the chef please! It's prolly the only way I can afford the prices without having to wash dishes with Christine. But on the otherhand maybe washing dishes is a good experience. I'll have to give that some more thought, that would be guitargirl, Christine, and me in a sweaty, confined kitchen....ANOTHER BOTTLE PLEASE!! heh heh

thedemonsmonkey: Yer gonna sue the chef, Greyzone!? We haven't even opened yet and yer planning ta sue!!?? Sheesh!... Maybe if ya ask Space Monkey real nice she'll let ya help her with the dishes! lol

Greyzone: Ummm....wasn't she asking to be sued? Uh sorry if I got that mixed.. %-p Maybe we could settle with a game of cards or something, eh? ;-) Wouldn't be nice to close the place before it opened! It has so much promise!! lol

guitargirl: So, Grey, are you up to the challenge???LOL!!

Greyzone: You bet! 8-) You haven't seen anything like what I can do with the cook's brandy! Do you have a little Napolean? hehe

guitargirl: You really think we should let you handle the flambes???

thedemonsmonkey: Uh, it's okay GG! Grey's been practisin err taking lessons, I donno.
Umm...GZ do ya know what yer doin!?? ;-)

Our First Customer

Greyzone: Flambes, a specialite! And then I'll show you what I can do with a bombe! But first thing first. Now I go over to the dishwashing area, and tear the place apart lookin for a 'tea ball'! OK? Ah, here's one. Now the Napolean if you please. *GULP...GULP...GULP* OK! I'm ready, lets go to the diningroom. Now I see a customer here that can really take the heat! Muahahaha. I take this here tea ball, and I fill it full of brandy and stick it in my mouth. Are ya with me so far? OK. Now this guy's real cool with his chickie see, and is about to lay a move on his plate of spag. I hang over the client's shoulder and ask him for a light, he flicks his bic and I exhale the fine alcohol over the open flame and SWOOOOSSHHH!! He passes out and wets his pants, and she sits there with a vicious grin on her face, and leaves me a BIG tip!! HAHAHAHA... oh, sorry. Like it? thedemonsmonkey: Ummm...no Grey, well not quite...uh, I think yer readin in the wrong book...ya want ta read the 1001 Ways to Charm Your Customers...and No, that wasn't one of em! ;-)

Christine15: LOL!!!!!!!!DM!!!!!!!!

Greyzone: Right! Take her side!! You monkeys stick together!! Got no taste!! Sure I can't fix ya up a flambe?? muahahah >}-))

Christine15: flambe does a little on my stomach you don't want me to e eee eeee on ya right?

Greyzone: Swing from the chandeliers if you like! This is a FUN restaurant!! I got all sorts of wicked recipes! lol

Christine15: enjoy yer bottle of destroyer? how about a little taste of our most expensive Dynasty, est.1979. ON THE HOUSE!

spaceace1218: If yer looking for ways to Charm the guests come see me cause I AM a charmer!!

Christine15: okay snake charmer dance to the flute doo doo doo doo doo dood doo doo dood doo doo doo!

Greyzone: What charms can we learn here?? C15 has got a flute and is supplying the music? So being that you're the entertainment, do you dance?? >}-)

Christine15: pours grey a bottle of Dynasty

Greyzone: Grey holds glass to light and admires the colour, and soon starts counting all the little bubbles, until he remember he's thirsty! He takes a swig and gargles it a bit, swishes it around his tongue, around and around, til his tongue becomes numb. His eyeballs start to pop, his nose flares, There is fire and passion in his eyes.....BRING ON TH DANCING GIRLS!!!

spaceace1218: Yes I do but I can charm the pants off of anybody!!! oooops! That didn't sound right or did it??

Greyzone: Tell it like it is!! OK Let the charm begin! hehe

Christine15: *starts belly dancing*

spaceace1218: Not in public, thats not how I operate!

Greyzone: oh boy. oh wow. You mean they have private rooms here? Room service too? hehe ;-)) Oh dear, either I'm seeing double now, or there are four of you, two pairs of twins!!

spaceace1218: NO, its just your eyes, just one of me! Yeah there are private party rooms, u didnt think I would dance while ppl were eating, no way, nobody would order, they would be too busy "watching" me!!

Greyzone: DM would not be pleased if we didn't make a cent! Bad enuff that I scare away the clients! Would you like to join me at the table for a minute or two? Have a little Dynasty....c15 is very attentive .

spaceace1218: Yes that would be nice, a drink to wet my throat after all that uhh entertaining!

Greyzone: OK. Where is that little whirling dervish? Christine!!!! Another bottle of your finest 79! I still have a little destroyer in this one, but it might be a litttle over fermented by now. Shall I?? ;-)

spaceace1218: guess the ol parents came home....... do pour me a glass!

Greyzone: Alrhighty!! Down the hatch then. Here's to St. Pat's who spared all the rats, by scaring the snakes, for Jesus sakes???

spaceace1218: ROFL!! poetic arent ya?

Greyzone: Ridiculously poetic! lol

spaceace1218: I wouldn't say Ridiculous......Bloody Ridiculous, LOL

thedemonsmonkey: >>>Enter Monkey with notepad...scribble...scribble...
Hey guys! :-) Rehersals huh?? Scribble...okay 2 bottles of Dynasty, 3 brocken chair backs and why is Space Monkey hanging off the chandelier!? ;-)
CAUTION! *~Monkey Crossing Mind The Banana Peels~*

Greyzone: Calculating there something DM? Or are you re-choreographing the routines?? Or both!! I don't know how these chairs got broke, maybe Space knows. I guess they're only good for firewood now, right Space? ;-) And how come Space Monkey is hanging off the chandelier!? I thought that was part of the show! She had several encores, but she still thinks the clients are filling her tip jar. hehe We just didn't have the heart to tell her the joint's been closed since 5AM. LOL >}-))

spaceace1218: The chairs are broke??? Well Mr Riddler (holding back a laugh), that must of been you, I remember you dancing on them during my performance!! , Yes everyone I saw Grey dancing, and Space Monkey was throwing him Peanuts from the Chandelier and was too afraid to come down! LMAO!! Monkey will ya please help the po girl down! Oh and Monkey please control your staff it is awfully hard for me to put on a respectful performance with Elephants dancin on chairs and Space Monkeys hanging from the chandelier!! Sheesh!! It was all I could take to hold back the laughs up there! I think I need a raise!!! *doing my Peter impersonation* Give me more $$$ or I swear I will Quit!! LMAO!!

Flaming Huscrofts!!!

thedemonsmonkey: Ack! A RAISE!?? Hmmm...I didn't know we were gettin paid here!!?? lol scribble...scribble...
Okay, someone set up a ladder so Space Monkey can climb down, GZ stop dancing on the chairs, peeps can see ya well enough, yer not small. (6'2" and he hasta dance on a chair!??)

spaceace1218: ACK!! , We're not getting paid?????

thedemonsmonkey: Uh, hi Space... :-)

Christine15: keep em coming guys!LOL!

Greyzone: Hey SpMonkey and Spaceace, if you stopped eating all the peanuts and drinking all the booze, and if the chef came back to cook some food, and if I stopped freaking all the clients, maybe this place could make some money then we could get paid! What do you think?? Good plan?

Hey DM, don't worry about all the stuff that got wrecked and stolen, it's all covered by insurance. But who's going to clean it up? Where are the little french maids?? ;-)

thedemonsmonkey: Ummm...yea, exactly what I was gonna say GZ! ;-)

guitargirl: uhh..boss...did they get the kichen redone yet after the flambe fiasco???

thedemonsmonkey: Ummm...no not yet, firemen just came and hosed GZ down...

Uh, yea, I'll hafta get the decorators in again,

sh*t I hope Space doesn't show up with her flame thrower, she was wantin a raise already!!! ;-)

guitargirl: Y'know...I just can't work like this....LOL!!!!

thedemonsmonkey: Oh NO! Not you too GG!? Okay what's yer gripe?? ;-)

guitargirl: Ummm..the stove blew up..the blast busted the fridges.....
and all the handles on my knives are gone!!! What the heck did Grey set off in there...a 'flaming huscroft'????!!!!lol

thedemonsmonkey: Oh yea, the stove...uh, can we do wienie roast typa things? No, guess not gotta be a bit of a class act here don't we? ;fixed...we'll get an old stove -) ...Okay, we'll need ta get that and fridge, that do??

guitargirl: Great!! Hey I've done amazing stuff with campfires and even sterno stoves...lol...and lotsa ice in a tub will do fer now...I don't know if it'll meet code though....lol

thedemonsmonkey: Oh good! So we can cook over an open flame if we hafta, super...err I think...maybe Grey can sort that out tonight, when he's doin the washing up with Christine! lol :-)

guitargirl: I'll give it a go!!! Of course, you realize, with double trouble in the kitchen....

Christine15: Man! You two will never believe how much food went to waste! Luckilly I had the stomach to eat some left overs! LOL! I guess ye can call me Scraps! get it? Scraps? Ace?

Greyzone: Ummmmmmm... Christine is almost 16 and I don't know that washing up with her is legal. Do you have some special kind of licence?? But I do have an idea for a classy heat solution! We can turn the fireplace into an open grill so that everyone can watch GG perform her hot numbers! Hey! I meant 'hot' as in cooking...er...sweating...ah no, that is... forget it. We can use the chairs for firewood, and the rare woods will give the meals a rare taste! Don't ya think? Besides, it's not like the insurance company is going to haul these things off to auction or nothing. But we're really going to need Space's flame thrower to get the 'Huscroft' started!

thedemonsmonkey: Good plan GZ! Economical too!!! LOL Okay, Space your turn, didya bring yer flame thrower along?? Oh, GG does that sound okay ta you, you're the chef! :-) Space Monkey are you standing by with the bucket of water? Get ready to toss it at Greyzone! ;-)

guitargirl: I think that I may need some fire proof undies like the race car drivers wear....lol

thedemonsmonkey: Am I sapposed ta read into that GG!? ;-) Ummm...was that one or yer gripes, lack of fireproof undies like the 'racing car drivers wear' ?? LOL

guitargirl: Just thinking...all the flame throwers and such...safety first..lol Not a gripe, really, just an idea....

Greyzone: Hey! I can get ya deal on a full asbestos fire suit! A l'il nip here and a tuck there, we'll get ya lookin pretty cool in your chef's whites! HA lol It's recommended gear for Flaming Huscroft contests. I'll check with ya when payday ever comes around. Or maybe I could shark ya a bit of a loan 'til payday! muahaha >}-)) Now about the dancing girls.... No! I'm not interested in the Chippendales!!! Nonononono ;-)

spaceace1218: Now all we need is a water cannon, gets pretty hot in here especially last couple of days! Once in awhile we need to hose down! Greyzone: Christine's got a bucket of water for just such an event! Too bad she's not here. Guess we'll just have to sweat it out! ;-) spaceace1218: I prefer the water canon myself, you get a larger sum of ppl in one shot and u don't have to keep running back and forth to the kitchen! Greyzone: Yes Ma'amsir water cannon coming up! We'll outlast them, get em right between the eyes!

Oh Oh We might not get them to pay for anything, unless we just threaten them to enjoy the food and stuff.

spaceace1218: I dont think the threats will do it either, leave it to me and my charming ways, that and my entertaining they will be eating out of my hand!

Greyzone: LICK IT UP!! I'll turn up the volume. What do you want to entertain to?

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