Chapter Five
Chapter Five
Space Monkey's Dance, The Dance Continues & Kruger's Slopfest
Space Monkey's Dance
Christine 15: GZ you wanna see this lil monkey dance to "Take it off?"LOL!
Greyzone: I'll try anything once SpaceM, you've seen me in action! "Take it off!" So how bout that chef? Too funny! He'll have to come out from flippin chapatas in there and do a number on the stage! Customers might even throw money!! :-) Did you hear the one about Gene 'Makin Love' in the 'Ladies Room'? Oh, hey Monkey, are you talking to me? You want to ask my ideas on videos? Maybe we should find a quiet place... hehe
thedemonsmonkey: Shhh! Uh, no GZ, I don't wanna hear yer ideas on makin videos, thankyouverymuch! lol I thought we'd do something...ummm educational, you know like a documentary...hehe Yea, course I'm kidding! :-)
Christine 15: *jumps from table to table shaking her lil spacey a$$!* ;-)
Greyzone: H*LY ****!!! OMIGOD Heartsy! Douse me with the wine bucket quick!! Would ya lookit that tush move!! Holy-Jesus-Nitro-Pills, she's coming this way!! Clear the table! Giver her room to move!! Kome to King Kong BABY! *puts l'il plastic Banco d'el Mexico in centre of table* If you ever change your mind DM, here's my card...*GZ's Flip Side Productions - You want the Breast? We got the Best* Speaking of 'flip side', did I ever tell you about the KISS fan who was getting his Psycho Circus CD signed by Gene and says to Gene, "I liked the flip side best!"
thedemonsmonkey: LOL I think you're on a roll GZ! :-)
heartsy: **giggles** runs for bucket of ice.. to help cool grey down a wee bit.. ehehehe! Woo Hoo Space Monkey, you can sure put on a good show! ... get your dollars out for the umm tipin guyz, I'm sure if ya wave one she'll pop on over so you can place it in that ummm real cute garter of hers.. *WEG*
Christine 15: *does the pole dance while stripping off Space suit, and other things* LOL! Glad you noticed my blue and silver garter! LOL!
Greyzone: Well if this is legal, then I'm in heaven!!! What could she possibly leave to the imagination? Who cares! I love the sound of velcro! *RIIIIIIIPP* It's so....it's so.... so... RIP IT UP!!! Hey SpaceM! Your siver and blue garter looks like a case of lettuce! Got room for a five in there? Now where did StarMonkey go? I'm overheating again! StarM!! Douse me! Quick!
heartsy: **grabz big super-soaker..WEG** well ya did say you needed a lil cooling off! Oh and hey, umm just cuz it's called 'lick it up'.. doesn't mean you can umm try to lick the help..sheeshhhh! hopefully the show is almost over and umm we can get this customer's body temperature back down to normal! hahaha, guess heaven is really on fire, huh?
thedemonsmonkey: Hhmmm...*grabs squeegie mop and bucket* That is somekinda water pistol ya got there Heartsy! ;-) Yea, I hope the shows almost over so we can get back ta normal around here...GZ didya say you were leavin soon!?? Off to the bush with ya then! lol :-) Anyone seen The Chef!? Is he practising for his standup Komic routine, or has he left the building? Oh yea, prolly glued to his closed circuit TV.....Starchild are ya therrrre???
Christine 15: GZ, whats on your mind?...These sure are crazy nights!LOL!
Christine 15: "And that was Christine, Lick it Up's very own SpaceMonkey hostess and dancer, give it up!" Thanks for your stay I'm here til Thursday! LOL!
Greyzone: Lick the help? Sweet sweat! It's
irresistable! It should be bottled an sold. Hey! I'm going to
copywrite that! Can I sign you up for a few cases DM? I can just
see the neon sign in the window, "Sweet Sweat - Lick it up!"
Thanks StarM, I'll cut ya 5%. Now enough of that cool calculating
mind stuff, hit me with your super-soakin water cannon and be
gentle below the belly button.
Monkey! Say it ain't so! Don't tell me my card is maxed already?!?!
I was only just getting started, and this is SpaceMonkey's final
show! I was kinda hoping she'd join us at the staff table for a
little relaxation! I could wash the dishes later? Puleeeese! 8-O
Think of the stories I could tell the annimals! Might even get
you some biz! ;-)
thedemonsmonkey: Uhmmm...Ya want stories ta tell your animal friends in the bush!? LOL! Well ya can stay the weekend then, but Monday yer outta here! Okay GZ?? ;-)
Two Weeks Later...
Christine 15: What happened to dinner and a movie night? and my show?
thedemonsmonkey: Uh, Dinner & Show Night? hhmmm...Well it's been kinda slow in the Diner with GZ away in the bush Space Monkey! Maybe you can put on another show when Grey's back, nothing ta stop ya from rehearsing though if the mood strikes ya! :-)
Christine 15: oh you know me DM! ;-) Hey wanna go to the jungle gym tomorrow? :-) This lil monkey is pumped!LOL!
thedemonsmonkey: Uh, jungle gym? Nah, you go Space Monkey, climb a rope or something! lol GZ will be back on the weekend, so I'll hafta get some food into the diner huh? :-)
Christine 15: YAHOO! Psst!...why don't we throw a secret welcome back party for GZ, and yours truly will provide the 'entertainment.' C'mon whaddya say? :-p
thedemonsmonkey: Sure! ANOTHER Secret Surprise Party for Greyzone! lol I'll see if I can round up Heartsy, ta stand by with a bucket of water! ;-)
Christine 15: LOL! I wonder if Star Monkey wants ta join in, how bout you DM? ;-)
Greyzone: Hasn't DM paid you guys yet? I told her she could 'break the bank' with my Sundance Kid account. What happened to all the $$$ DM. The guys in the sombreros are, like, on every street corner. Well not to sweat, I fooled them. In case you're wondering, I'm wearing my Billy The Kid outfit. I had to ditch the Butch Cassidy ID up in Wawa, But hey! Guess what? My application for a Gene Simmons Visa card was approved - no limits!! So if any one suspicious comes round and asks you about me, I'm Billy The Kid! Now how about a table for two? Rumour has it the entertainer has been working on a new number...swinging on trees or a jungle Jim or something...yeow! Now if only I can get some service... *jingles loose change in pockets*
Greyzone: *Greyzone goes up on stage while
waiting for waitress*
Hey Ladies and Gents, or whatever! I know it's not amateur night
or nothin, but I thought I could, like, tell a joke or something
to offset the price of the meal.
Now get this, Gene
and Peter were eating at the Lick It Up Diner, and Gene was
having trouble concentrating on his double, chocolate fudge,
demon's food cake. Space Monkey, the entertainment, was being
terribly distracting. Gene could hardly control himself so he
called to Peter, "Pass the saltpetre!" Saltpetre...get
it?? Sheesh, what a crowd...
Hey, anybody here?? Woo hoo..
heartsy: **hears rattling coinage.. Oh must mean Grey is back** ...grabs lil fluffy quill pen, memo book, and menu. Offers to seat Grey front n center by the stage... "Can I take your order? The show should begin shortly, I think Space Monkey is getting ready backstage, so if you hurry, we might get your order in before it starts." With that closed-circut TV in the kitchen got to get the food going quick...lololol
thedemonsmonkey: OH WOW! 8-) Ya, gotta Gene Simmons Credit Card, NO LIMIT!?!?? WhoooHoooo!!!!! Uh, no haven't paid the staff yet...I ummm forgot!!! Yea, that's right I forgot! lol Well, I am just a monkey ya know, besides I was outta bananas and a whole lotta other stuff, so I used yer Bank Of Mexico card for that Greyzone! ;-)
Greyzone: Well hi there Star Monkey! Must have guessed what I've got in my pocket, eh? Guess Demon Monkey hasn't paid you then. Well not to worry, the days of the penny jar are nearly over. Just call me Billy, or Kid, or somethng for a while and I'll se that there's a big tip in it for ya! I hear you got some new additions to the menu! Well I'm feeling pretty exotic tonight, but first off, I'll have a double NOTHING TO LOSE (House Whiskey - imported Scottish triple malt), and have something for yourself, if you care to join me for the show? And before the chef can steam up his glasses, I'll order ALMOST HUMAN (Monkey Brain gasp!!!! Boy, how did that one get in here??) and a side of HOTTER THAN HELL - SPICY chicken wings in HOT sauce! Do you think a bottle of GREAT EXPECTATIONS - Sparkling Dynasty '79 - red or white? You know what I like... I'll leave it all up to you... Yeow!! Oh it's you DM. Scared the Hell outta me! Real good to see you again...As one of your favourite customers, wild horses and dudes in black ponchos couldn't keep me away. eeeYA! So check out this card, cute tongue don't you think? I mean this is greater than 'platinum' this is like 'plutonium'!! Definitely 'radioactive'!! Oh, by the way, call me Bill for the next while... it's a long story. Say, you're a little paunchy since I've seen you last. Buying bananas for the Diner I hear. Extensive taste-testing too I guess. How come Star Monkey and Space Monkey are still looking a bit boney? Tips not so good? Hmmmmmmm... Well let's see if we can't fatten them up a bit.. Do you mind if I go backstage to say hi to SpaceMonkey? *wanders backstage* Boo! Ha! I got ya! How's my bit of enchillada?? Funny you should think me a monkey. I've been trying to shake these Mexican dicks off my tail so I have to dump the elephant routine, and I only got so far as a monk, but didn't think that was quite right. But I think you've got it...a grease monkey!! Do you think DM will go for it? Oh, by the way, I think you should do blue. All the space monkey's do silver... I think you're special so you should do blue. ;-) Come by the table and slosh a pail of ice water on me, to keep me on the straight and narrow. Besides I'd like to see all of your show for a change, I'm just not getting my moneys worth if I keep passing out. See you on the floor! *wanders back to table* :-)
thedemonsmonkey: Oh right GZ, err Bill the Grease Monkey! lol Yep, that figures and no I wasn't gonna ask, I'll leave that one for Star Monkey! ];-)
heartsy: OK grey errrr umm Bill, one Nothing To Loose whiskey, and umm I prefer the white wine myself, if that's OK with you, I'll just get us a bottle, have a wee bit of those Hotter Then Hell chicken wings with you... and join you during the show. I mean I got to stay close to you, I saw you sneek backstage but I was too busy puttin your order in. Now you have to behave, no umm jumping on the tables this time, not sure if they can take another bout of that...llololololololol
Greyzone: Ya right, Bill. No salt on your tail StarMonkey... hehe Speaking of salt, did I ever tell you the one about Gene and the salt-lick taffy? Hmmmmmm... maybe I better not, could be FDI agents (Fanatical Deleting Intelligence) staking this place out. lol ;-) But back to you my fetching l'il serveuse, as you say, "Nothing Too Loose" whiskey? Is that an exxxtra special cocktail? Perhaps we both could have one and chase it with the white...whoooo eeee! So you saw me on the CC, eh? Damn sharp eye you got there. Not into voyeurism perhaps? hehe *wink wink* But me sneek? Oh no, I was just saying hi to SpaceMonkey, she was trying to decide what to wear, thought I could offer some opinion. Don't worry though, I'll be good tonight, I think, at least I don't jump on tables anymore, *sigh* I get too greasy now and slide under them! HAHAHA Here's to you Kung Fu! *cracks glasses* Mind the glass!
Christine 15: OMIGAWD! GREY how'd you know i was
skinny?!?!?
I just have a fast metabolism thats all not to mention what a
speed demon I can be! :-) Say that burrito looks good, MAN I'm
STARVING!!!!!!!! ;-) Thanks for your advice! Blue, hope my spacey
leader will notice me! ;-) ....and I hope I don't faint!LOL!
Watch him Star Monkey Behave now GZ! LOL!
Greyzone: I wasn't peeking...honest! One reason I know you're skinny is cause DM can't afford staff meals yet, so she tells me, and secondly, everything about you is fast...it's no wonder you're a SpaceMonkey, you travel at light speed, and sometimes I think you travel at warped speed!! Very baaad little monkey. LMAO
You're dying for
burritos are ya...a couple of God Of Thunders?? I'll get
StarMonkey to put it on my account, don't want you fainting in
the middle of your act, there would be a stampede of customers to
ressucitate you. hehe It must be Amateur Night by now?? I've been
practising my lines for weeks up in the bush! I think I'll do a
number before SpaceMonkey turns up the heat.
*climbs up on stage and taps the mike - tap tap* Thank you, thank
you... Are you enjoying yourselves?!?!? ...Ah right, well
whatever. I'm the GreaseMonkey around here cause I use Brylcreem
for just about everything!! ...uh, ya, right. OK then this one is
really bad. Did you hear the one about the two carpenters? A guy
and a girl? Two carpenters, one guy and one girl, were putting up
paneling in Gene's bedroom, and Gene... umm, do you get the
feeling that we're being observed? Did you ever notice something
peculiar about that old cow trophy above the bar? The eyes seem
to follow you around? Well folks, as you know, there are FDI
Agents swarming all over the place around here. So as not to
bring any untoward misunderstandings, there is a bulletin board
where you might find the see you there! hahaha ;-)
And the Dance Continues
Callum Stewart: Hey guys. - its been hectic in here -
and I STILL dont have my CCTV camera to see what's going on
outside the kitchen! I thought of some more songs for my most
sexy simian Space Monkey to shake her spacey little ass to:
1. Take it Off - goes without saying
2. Strutter - as mentioned before
3. Ladies Room - where I want to meet her after hours . . .
4. Makin' Love - no comment
5. I Stole Your Love - The greatest song KISS ever recorded, and
as such, perfect for our sick purposes
6. Domino - cause "when that b*tch bends over . . ." (no
offence Spacey)
7. Detroit Rock City - Cause when the lights dim and the show
starts - "everybody's gonna leave their seats!"
8. Lick it Up - for obvious reasons
9. Fits like a Glove - Let's not go there
10. Heaven's on Fire - (adopts Paul Stanley high-pitched whine)
"WHOA-HO-HO-HO-HO-HO-AWHA-HOOO-HOO!
HEAVEN'S ON FIRE!"
Any other suggestions?
thedemonsmonkey: Hi Callum, whoaaa...that's quite a selection for Space Monkey ta dance to! Okay, we'll try to think up some more! Thanks! BTW. You sounded just like Paul Stanley there! Oops...forgot! Callum, you'll hafta write some new material for your "Callum's KISS Comedy Corner" ...uh, something that relates to the diner, if ya can manage it! Yea, I just uploaded another page for ya to work on!!! Just one more thing...TiK (TodayinKISStory) just reported that the Kondom machine, in the Men's is bust!!! Uhm, so someone's gonna hafta go in there and check it out...any volunterers??
heartsy: yeah.. umm I'd like to volunteer Callum to do it.. ehehehe, he lookz like the handy dandy fixer upper type :P
thedemonsmonkey: LOL! Yea, check out TiK's comments in our Guestbook!!! :-)
Callum Stewart: Hey - no way am I going in to that bathroom! I'm a chef not a comdom machine engineer! Besides who knows what lives in there!!! By the way - thanks for saying I sounded like Paul! Anyone play bass drums and guitar? We could do a tribute band spot one night!
thedemonsmonkey: Hey Yea!!! A KISS TRIBUTE BAND!!!!! 8-) Great idea STARCHILD good ya thought of it!!! :-) Now all we need are bass, drums and guitar...hhmmm... ;-)
Christine15: Of course, anything for chef Starchild! ...Are you another fan of moi?
Callum Stewart: Hey Spacey - now that I'm officially the Diner's answer to Paul Stanley, hows about meeting me in the Ladies Room after work?;-) Or are you a Gene kinda gal?:-(
Christine15: I'm a KISS kinda gal! ;-)Any of the band can have a piece of THIS Space Monkey?........did I say that to loud?LOL!
Christine15: The lights begin to dim. The diner is
full of costumers this evening. Mostly of the male gender. KISS
is expected to appear later this evening, but in the meantime,
Christine, LIU very own Spacey dancer is in her dressing room,
adding the finishing touches to her costume. DM is at the door.
"Ten minutes Spacey! You okay?" Christine is a bit
nervous but excited. "Yeah" she says. "Hey tonight
I want 'Girls Girls Girls' by the Crue, OK?" "Okey doke."
DM smiles, leaving Christine to prepare for the big show.
*****
Outside the crowd was getting a bit rowdy. They had been stalled
for some time. Some were threatening to leave, until...
they heard the opening chords to that old classic. "Friday
night and I need a fight, My motorcycle and a switchblade knife,
hair full of grease in my hair feels right, but what I need to
make me tight are those GIRLS ! GIRLS! GIRLS!" It was a
little bit before that Christine had began to bump and grind on a
chair. That night, Lick It Up was truly a jungle! Her delicate
body swirved, flexed and sweated to 'Girls'. The chair act really
got the audience going, even more when StarM was passing the
drinks out. Christine's silver boots and blue garter were all
that was left by the second verse. The vines acted like poles.
She shook her little tush to please the menfolk. "Red lips,
finger tips."
SpaceMonkey!
@)->->->
thedemonsmonkey: Well Done Christine!!
heartsy: uhh DUH, there's a guestbook? Ok OK I found it.. and left a message to TiK about possibly getting a refund on that kondom...
Callum Stewart: Well done Spacey! That was cool! Motley
Crue rock!!!
Ummm, boss - I've got an idea - how about I get into make up and
sing a couple of songs for Spacey to dance to next time round? I
got a band together from guys I met in the diner last night.
Pleasepleasepleaseplease . .
thedemonsmonkey: Ummmmmm...OK! :-) Uh, you met these guys in the Diner????? 8-)...Man, I can't wait ta hear this!!!!! ];-)
thedemonsmonkey: ...Passing secret messages in the
Guestbook now, Heartsy?? hhmmm...
You said we'd Refund, TiK his money!?!?? 8-) That was dumb!!!
Sheesh, took me a long time ta rig up the Kondom machine that way!!!!!
...Uh...Oops! ;-)
heartsy: well boss you have to fill me in on these things in advance.. I mean I was only trying to please the customer :P
Christine 15: Just trying to please the menfolk chef Paul! ;-)
Callum Stewart: Hey boss - I rounded up the guys I met
- meet John Sissons, Chris Peterson and Casey Freeley. Wanna hear
how we sound?
(((we take the stage, devoid of make-up, all the staff sit down
to hear. We plug in and . . .)))
Da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-DA-DA-DA-DA-DA-DA-DA-DA-DAAAA!!!!
"GET UP! Everybody gonna move their feet! GET DOWN!
Everybody gonna leave their seats!"
da-da-da-da-da-da!
"You gonna loose your mind in Detroit Rock City! GET UP!"
da-da-da-da-da-da!
"GET DOWN!"
da-da-da-da-da-DA-DAAAA!!!"
-So, how do we sound, in general?
thedemonsmonkey: I CAN HEAR YA! I CAN HEAR YA! I'm not deaf ya know!!! ;-) YEA, you sound pretty good, real rowdy! lol...Hello John, Chris & Casey, pleased to meet ya! :-)
heartsy: **does a lil dance, gettin jiggy wif it**
Christine15: *starts dancing*
thedemonsmonkey: Thanks for signing the LICK IT UP
Guestbook, I'll let ya know if any waitressing jobs open up! ;-)
Just that right now we only have one legitimate, customer, on no
we actually have two, anyway Heartsy's looking after them! %-)))
Ummm...what else can ya do, other than waitress?? :-)
KISSxLOVER: No problem! I hear the Diner pays well lol.
heartsy: rotflmfao.. yeah if you like bananas! ehehehehe! hey maybe kissexlover can take over the security gaurd job? being waitress, and head of security is hard to keep up with!
KISSxLOVER: LMAO! Sounds good to me ;-)
Christine15: Wanna join me onstage Nicole?
KISSxLOVER: Sure, just tell me when!
Christine15: Tuesdays, but I don't think I'll be here tomorrow......
thedemonsmonkey: HiYa! Well I see Heartsy &
Christine have fixed ya up as PT Entertainer & Security huh?
;-) That's Great, Wecome to the Lick!!! ;-) :-)
Oh, forgot...here's yer contract, ya hafta wait for Heartsy to
bring her fluffy quill pen ta sign yer name! ;-)
KISSxLOVER
PT Entertainer/Security
.........
thedemonsmonkey: HEARTS!...
Sheesh, can't find her, okay I found her fluffy quill pen! lol
Uh, no we don't need it in blood KISSxLOVER, just a sig. will do...with
the right pen of course! :-)))
KISSxLOVER: LMAO, signed!
heartsy: whoopz sorry boss,
I was trying to find some more cutomers to wait on... no luck,
you think maybe C15 could try standing on the street corner?
thedemonsmonkey: Dunno...ask her! ;-) Oooh...ya mean with a sandwich board advertisin the Lick!? Hhmmm...wonder if I can find them or if GZ's taken them outta town, you know how he gets! %-)
thedemonsmonkey: Isn't Chef's band sapposed ta be
playing tonight?? Or is it Comedy Nite? I'm getting sooo confused!
lol
Hi KISSxLOVER, I got your LICK IT UP Diner T-Shirt! Yea, you can
get it later today! :-) ;-)
Christine15: (in reply to Hearts) LOL!
heartsy: whoopz Ok sorry bout that C15, umm that didn't come out quite right.. I meant like with a sign? to advertize? humm well ok ok you know...
KISSxLOVER: Thank ya! I can't wait to try it on ;-)
«·´¨*·.¸¸.¤ Rocket Queen ¤.¸¸.·*¨`·»
Christine 15: I know what you meant StarM ;-)
thedemonsmonkey:
~ * You're Most Welcome KISSxLOVER! ~*~** * ~
CAUTION! Monkey Crossing
Mind The Banana Peels!!! ;-)
heartsy:aaaagghh ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~o>-< OUCH!!! damn those banana peels!
thedemonsmonkey: LOL! Uh, I mean...sorry Heartsy! But I did warn ya huh!? ;-)
Krueger's Slopfest
thedemonsmonkey: Time for an Update huh? ;-) Okay, well GZ is no longer in his beloved bush, and he'll be moving soon to another province, uh, where hopefully he'll find another bush, yea cause he likes that! ;-) Chef Starchild, well I'm not sure he's still a chef, on accounta he just returned from becomin a monk and studying the Elder, said he was kidding but I dunno cause I haven't heard from him since. Krueger is our visiting chef, that's like a Guest Chef, uhhuh...I don't know whether he actually knows how to cook, so we'll hafta cover for him if he tries! ;-) Heartsy is somewhere on the road between Missouri and Arkansas, don't quote me cause I could easily have the place names wrong, anyway, she's gone off with the Gypsy's again, and they are Hotter Than Hell!!! :-) OK well that's my update so far...oh me? Well I'm still here and Space Monkey's hanging around somewhere along with Spacebear and a few others...
spacebear: LOL Actually, we've been stalking The Spaceman again! ;-))) :-P
krueger: U rewl!!! I come here and yer alredy talking about "bush" !!! :-)))
thedemonsmonkey: Hey Spacebear! Any luck with yer stalking??? ;-) ;-)
thedemonsmonkey: Hmmm...Well I could say, bush as in trees, but that would prolly just make it worse, so I think I'll just leave it!!! ;-) :-)U rewl too Krueger...maybe just let us know when yer thinking of actually cooking something, here in the Diner...uh, we might want to put the fire dept on standby! Just kidding...well sorta :-)))
krueger: Howza bout a Saturday Afternoon Slopfest at the diner?? :-) I can use brocholi as a "bush"garnish!!! :-)))
spacebear: Yeah, after all this time we've only been busted twice!! :-))) Somebody better call Poison Control! :-)))
thedemonsmonkey: Saturday Afternoon Slopfest? yea, sounds Terrif...uh, what is it!!?? :-))) Oh! I've got your T-shirt Krueger and Spacebear I got one for you too! I'll be back later! Bye! ;-) :-)
spacebear: Wooo Hooo !! Thanks!!! ]-) Since when does the guest chef need my resume' ? :-)))
krueger: Nov.30.02Can't tell ya but I hope yer clean up crew has some good mops!!! :-))) Hey, I need USA XL,nonna this Canadian cut stuff!! :-)
krueger: A good culinery master needs to know
all the talents of the ppl
working under him!! :-P
spacebear: The ppl under you? :-))) Does tying cherry stems count for uhh... one of my "talents" ? :-))) Hey Monkey !! Demanding little bugger isn't he?! :-))) You should toss him an apron and make him cook shirtless!! :-))) I'll keep the Health Inspector away!! :-P
krueger: So this diner has a floor show,huh? :-)
DM...don't listen, me cook'n shirtless WILL keep
the customers away!!!
spacebear: From what I understand it can be as
wild as "Coyote Ugly"!! :-))) Can you handle all that
while cookin' ? :-)))
krueger: Um...huh,wha?????
%-)
thedemonsmonkey: OK! From the Top - First, here's yer T-shirts!
:-)
Yes, we only use US Ts and you're in luck Krueger, we had one XL
left!!! ;-) Spacebear, if yours is too large (it's a medium)
shrink it!...if it's too small stretch it! :-)))
No we don't want Krueger with his shirt off...uh..just yet! lol
And finally...Yes, we have a floor show! At last count we had two
entertainers, SpaceAce1218 and Christine15 aka Space Monkey! Uh,
not sure where Space is or Space Monkey for that matter...but
they are quitte in demand and may be hard ta get them on short
notice...Chef Starchild was doing a Comedy Night...uh...but...well
you know about the monk thing, he was spendin most of his time
with Space Monkey in the ladies anyway, or in the kitchen doin
nothing but watching the floor show on closed circut tv!!! LOL!
...Sooo...is this the Slopfest then? :-)
spacebear: That works just fine! ]-) :-) Oh, I'm just razzing about krueger!! It's fun giving him a hard time!! :-)))
spacebear: It's a movie!!! :-P And the bar is named "Coyote Ugly" ! The staff of women dance on the bar, flirt with the male clientele, sing along with the jukebox, and urge the customers into matching them shot for shot... ;-P Now, can you handle that while cookin' ? :-)))
thedemonsmonkey: Oh good! The T fits huh? ;-) So this Coyote Ugly sounds alot like the Lick, cept we had GZ dancin on chairs! :-)))
krueger: Well the slopfest was gonna be food but
with all the estrogen in here.... :-)
Ms SA is prolly somewhere in orbit!! :-))) Now to the Ding Dong...Trust
me I know the movie!!!!
spacebear: Then why were you ? %-) :-)))
spacebear: Hey, the tables are mine!! :-)))
spacebear: You've actually been to a place like
"Coyote Ugly", haven't you?!
C'mon share the experience with your friends!! :-)))
krueger: Yes I've been to Hogs n Heffers NYC.Not
a good time. I was confused by yer reference.If u've danced on
tables does that mean u have
a huuuuuuuuge dollar bill collection?? :-)))
spacebear: knew it!! I just knew!! Not fun?? :-O
Um...yeah, a couple of times, but mostly in cages!!
I spent all my $$$ !! :-)))
krueger: Did you already forget?? I AM a guy!! Cages or small/private booths??? :-O
spacebear: NO, I didn't forget!! :-))) No booths!! :-O ...Only cages!
krueger: So if ya danced in cages then on a NJ
stage should be noooooooo
problemo!!! :-)))
spacebear: :-O }-) :-O BUT...that was years ago!!!!
krueger: Time to relive yer youth darl'n!!! :-)
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