Rock Devil's Menu

THE MENU

BREAKFAST:

* COLD GIN

LUNCH:

* ALMOST HUMAN (the Donner Party Platter)

* GOING BLIND Senior Special

* FLAMING YOUTH Fruit Salad

* ROCK'N'ROLL ALL NITE & PARTY EVERYDAY Buffet (available 24 hours)

DINNER:

* GOT LOVE FOR SALE Special (see chef in backroom)

* GOD OF THUNDER Burrito

* FIREHOUSE Hot Wings (and fine breasts as well!)

* SEE YOU IN YOUR DREAMS TONIGHT Refried Beans

* ANIMALIZE Veggie Burger

* TOMORROW AND TONIGHT Doggie Bag (AKA the "Bitch Sack")

* ALMOST HUMAN Monkey Brains

DESSERT:

* PLASTER CASTER Pie (we'll even let you watch it rise!)

* I STOLE YOUR LOVE Cherrie Pie (Note: may be out of cherries on Saturday nights)

* DEUCE Donuts (two holes in each!!!)

SPECIAL:

* GREAT EXPECTATIONS Appetizer Plate

* I JUST WANT TO FORGET U Happy Hour

FUN:

*KING OF THE NIGHT TIME WORLD Karoake

AND...

Oh, make sure you pick up some * THEN SHE KISSED ME Dinner Mints * on the way out!

A word from the owner:

From GENE: "To all our lady customers, ANY WAY YOU WANT IT!"

Parody By Brian "Rock Devil" Coles
www.electricbasement.com

Many Thanks Brian!
Published July 10, 02. Electricbasement.com

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