We are the Managers of Zellers, we really know how to run a business, all you need to do to succeed is follow these three golden rules !
Treat your employees like dirt ! Trust us, it really works !!!
Pay your employees as little as possible ! Yes that`s right, the less you pay them, the harder they work !!!
Get your merchandise from sweatshops ! Don`t listen to the media, everybody is using them, and lets face it, it`s not your kids getting paid pennies an hour !!!