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A man walks in a bar with his monkey. As soon as the man sits down, the monkey starts to eat all the beer nuts on the table. Still being hungry he jumps from table to table eating all that he can put in his mouth. After a few minutes the manager tells him that his monkey better stop or he would have to throw both of them out of the bar. While he was saying that, the monkey ate the cue ball on the pool table. The manager threw both of them out of the bar charging the man for the nuts and the cue ball. The next week, the man walks in the same bar with his monkey. The manager tells him that he will get them both out of the establishment if the animal wouldn't behave properly. The man answered that his little friend was punished and that he would stay calm. At some point in the evening, the monkey got hungry and wanted to eat.The barman gave him a cherry. The monkey dunked it in his butt and then ate it. The manager looked trouble and ask the man what the hell was he doing. The man replied "Since the cue ball, he has been measuring everything before he eats it. 
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