SEASON SIX

EPISODE 11: THE BEST LAID PLANS...
PART ONE

By: Elektra

 SPACE: THE FINAL FRONTIER. THESE ARE THE VOYAGES OF THE WWF TITANPRIZE. IT'S MISSION: TO EXPLORE AND ENTERTAIN NEW SOCIETIES AND NEW CIVILIZATIONS.  TO BOLDLY GO WHERE NO WRESTLER HAS GONE BEFORE!

TITANPRIZE CREW:

Captain Vincent K. McMahon
First Officer, Commander Shane McMahon
Chief Engineer, Commander Stephanie McMahon
Chief of Chiefs, Commander Linda McMahon
Chief of Security, Commander Kane
Chief Medical Officer, Dr. Taker
Diagnostics Officer, Lieutenant Commander Jericho
Tactical Officer, Lieutenant Commander Austin
Transporter Chief, Lieutenant Commander Debra McMichael
Communications Officer, Lieutenant Rock
Counselor Al Snow (assisted by H.E.A.D.)

... And many more!

WWF TITANPRIZE - CAPTAIN'S READY ROOM

    "Captain's log, stardate 071520.00. Kimberly has provided us with some disturbing information. It turns out that a prison break is planned for Russo at prison colony 10. We have informed Wrestlefleet. We fear Kim herself may have been tricked... like she had been with the information  she provided us about the Toysrus colony."

    Captain McMahon sat back in his chair and went over the duty rooster. Lt. Commander Jericho had apparently given Engineering's jobber Ensigns the night off.

    Odd.

    McMahon put the padd down. Obviously the Y2J Unit was taking care of things on his own.

***

LT. COMMANDER JERICHO’S QUARTERS

     Normally, the android officer would be in Engineering biding his time with two or three jobber Ensigns who had been stuck on the night shift with him, but he told them to take the night off.

     The trap was set... now it was just a matter of letting the animal take the bait.

***

ENGINEERING

     Kimberly snuck into Engineering quietly. It was empty. An unusual but very helpful occurance. She smiled as she went up to one of the Engineering stations. She punched in Jericho’s authorization pass codes, and waited for the screen to fill with classified Engineering information.

     Aha! There it was... now all she would have to do is reprogram the ship with Russo’s own special passcodes, and it would be his!

***

CAPTAIN'S READY ROOM

    Captain McMahon went over the information WrestleFleet had just sent him via subspace. They had contacted WrestleFleet Prison Colony 10, and two female guards had replied that all was well.

    McMahon furrowed his brow. TWO guards? Usually there was only ONE who handled the front desk and communications.

    Captain McMahon quickly headed onto the bridge.

***

BRIDGE

    "Lt. Rock... hail WrestleFleet colony 10. Get in contact with the Warden," the Captain demanded.

    Lt. Rock punched a few things into his console and opened the communications, "This is Lt. Rock of the Wrestlefleet ship WWF Titanprize. What is your name?"

    There was a pause, then a woman replied, "Officer---"

    "It doesn't MATTER what your name is!" Lt. Rock snapped, "Let the Rock speak to your roody poo warden!"

    "We're sorry. The Warden is unavailable right now..." came another female reply.

    The Rock raised his people's eyebrow and looked at McMahon, waiting for the next order.

    McMahon waved his hand across his throat, signaling Rock to mute the communications, "We'll have to go there ourselves and talk to him," McMahon said.  "Hopefully my suspicions are incorrect."

    "What do you want the Rock to tell Officers Poontang, and Pie?" Lt. Rock asked.

    "Just leave a message to have the Warden contact us when he's available. Best not raise THEIR suspicions..." McMahon replied.

    Rock nodded, and un-muted the communication link, "Tell your roody poo Warden to contact the Rock when he's available!"

    "Yes, Lieutenant," came the reply.

    Lt. Rock cut the communications

    McMahon turned to Ensign Edge, "Set a course for WrestleFleet Prison Colony 10. Immediately..."

    Edge smiled, "All right! Prison colonies RULE!"

***

LT. COMMANDER JERICHO’S QUARTERS - The next night

     Jericho punched in Chyna and Eddie’s quarters on his vid phone. Chyna’s face appeared on the screen before him, "She took the bait. Last night, my Walls program received a silent alarm in Engineering..." he winked, "we have her right where we want her..."

     Chyna nodded, "Make a date with her. On the date, convince her to go to McMahon’s office with you.  I’ll meet you there and give McMahon all the information he needs to lock her away for a long, long time..." she said.

     He nodded, and offered her a mock salute, "Ay ay, ma’am,"

***

THE SMACKDOWN

    "Gimme anoth'r one..." Stephanie slurred to Terri as she pushed her fifth empty glass of synthehol away.

    "You've had enough..." Terri replied, then placed a mug of black coffee in front of her, "Drink this instead!"

    "No! It's be'n SIX months!" Stephanie said.

    Terri sighed. Stephanie was having a drink for every month to the DAY that had passed since Hunter last shared her bed. "Maybe it's all those young Ensigns you spend your time with..." Terri muttered.

    "What young Ensigns?" Stephanie replied absently.

    Terri studied her, "So. The rumors AREN'T true...?" she asked, not really believing it.

    Stephanie looked up drunkenly, "Rumours...?" she replied, then frowned, "Made most of 'em up mi'ssself..."

    Terri furrowed her brow, curious now, "Why?" she asked, "Why do you want people thinking you're a cheap slut...?"

    "Got daddy's 'tention... din' I?" Stephanie replied, her words running together. Yes, she was drunk. And right now, she didn't give a damn. Her voice became quiet, almost sad as she studied the coffee in front of her, "Got Chris'sss 'tention too..."

    Terri raised an eyebrow, "You mean HUNTER'S attention, right?"

    Stephanie looked up at her, "Yeah... Hun'er... 'das wha' I meant..."

    Commander Stephanie turned to the Smackdown doors as they swooshed open. Lt. Commander Jericho walked it, barely gave her a look, and went to sit down beside Kimberly. The Nytron girl was currently flirting with Ensign Malenko at the other end of the bar.

    Jericho sat beside Kim, and she quickly turned away from Malenko and focused all her attention on him, "Hey hun!" she smiled, and gave him a kiss on the cheek, "What's up?"

    "Well, sugar-muffin..." Lt. Commander Jericho started, mentally gagging, "I was wondering if you want to meet me on the holodeck tomorrow night. I have a great program planned..." he put an arm around her, "And I’m sure it’s something you don’t want to pass up..."

     Kimberly smiled in return, "Of course, Chris! What time?"

     "1900h," he replied.

     "I’ll be there!" Kimberly replied, "I'm going to find the perfect dress to wear for tomorrow! See you!" She gave him a quick peck, and headed out.

     Stephanie watched Kimberly as she sauntered out of the bar, then turned back to her coffee. She had overheard the Nytron slut's conversation with Lt. Commander Jericho. How could he be interested in a traitor like that? What a jerk!

     A plan formed in her mind as she stared at the bar top. Maybe it won’t be Jericho Kimmy meets on the holodeck tomorrow night.

    "Since when did YOU pick up Austin's drinking habits, Skankanie?" Stephanie spun around in her chair to see Jericho standing behind her, arms crossed disapprovingly.

    "Go 'way..." she mumbled, "I hate you..."

    Jericho sat on the bar stool beside her, "I know you do, Skankanie... and the feeling is mutual. But why are you suddenly drinking like Bradshaw's long-lost twin? I didn't think you were much of a drinker..."

    "Listen, Y2Jerk, I don' need you givin' me a hard time righ'now, ok! Jus' go 'way!"

    Jericho looked at Terri, "Did Hunter forget her anniversary, or birthday... or something?" he asked.

    Terri looked at Stephanie, then looked back at Jericho, "I'm not at liberty to say..."

    Jericho turned back to Stephanie, "I see... let me guess... Stephie can't get no satisfaction from her hubby?" he asked.  Stephanie's face grew angry. She grabbed an empty synthehol glass and threw it at him. His super-quick reflexes caught it in mid-air. Jericho smirked, "That bad, huh? Well, at least you have some young Ensigns to bide your time with!"

    "Shu'tup!" Stephanie snapped, "You don' know anyth'ng! You're jus'a s'upid unemotional robot who rather spen' hisss time wif' a Nytro' slut then wif' someone who cares 'bout him... so jus' SHU'TUP!" With that, Stephanie stormed out of the Smackdown.

    Jericho watched her leave, and blinked. Now he was REALLY confused. He turned to Terri, "Someone who cares about me? Do I have a secret admirer I don't know about?" he asked.

    Terri sighed and shook her head. Stephanie was right about ONE thing --- Chris COULD be pretty stupid sometimes...

***

ENGINEERING - The next day

    "Good morning sunshine..." Lt. Commander Jericho smirked as a groggy Commander Stephanie entered Engineering, "Feeling all bright and cheery today?"

    "How many synthehols did I have last night?" she groaned, her head pounding.

    "Five.  All in less then an hour from what Terri told me..."

    "Oh god..." Stephanie muttered, then shook her head. "Ugh!" she replied as dizziness came over her. She closed her eyes for a moment and took a deep breath. She slowly made her way to the replicator and called up a black coffee, which she drunk quickly.  She blinked. Strong stuff! It definitely woke her up. "Ok... much better!" she replied, then looked at everyone in Engineering, who were staring at her, snickering amongst themselves, "What? Never seen someone with a hangover before? Get back to work before I report you all for slacking off!" she demanded.

    Everyone did as they were told, and Stephanie headed to her office. Why was she surrounded by so many jerks? She'd have to talk to daddy about that.

***

KIMBERLY'S QUARTERS

    Kimberly smiled as she stared out the window. The stars were going by so fast! In a few hours, they would be at Prison Colony 10. The plan would be set in motion!

    She pressed the button on her communicator, "Is everything ready there?" she asked.

    "Yes," came Russo's voice. "We are ready for the Titanprize. Remember what you have to do!"

    Kimberly smiled, "Leave it to me! I won't let you down.... even if I have to hurt someone..." she laughed coldly.

    Russo chuckled, "You're so bloodthirsty. Just my kind of woman..."

***

WRESTLEFLEET PRISON COLONY 10

    Russo closed the communication and turned to the man who lay tied up on the floor at his feet. "Did I ever tell you how I love having intelligent and reliable people under my command?" he asked.

    Bishoff tried to reply but the green golf tee in his mouth prevented it. He squirmed, wincing from the headache The Chosen One had given him earlier when he introduced Bishoff's head to a guitar.

    Russo kicked him, "DO hold still, Eric! I'm trying to get a hole in one!" Russo placed his golf ball on top of the tee, and swung. Bishoff let out a scream as the putter connected with his face. Russo smirked, "I never WAS that great a golfer," he put another ball on the tee, and swung again.

    This time, he connected with the ball -- which went straight into the rusty tin can at the other end of the office.

    Russo smiled, "Beautiful!" then looked at Bishoff, his smile turning cold, "What do you say we play hockey next? YOU get to be goalie!"

***

BRIDGE

    "We are currently in orbit around WrestleFleet Prison Colony 10. What are your orders, sir?" Ensign Blackman asked.

    Captain McMahon looked at his communications officer, "Lt. Rock, hail the colony. Get in touch with the Warden..."

    "Lt. Rock to Prison Colony 10. Where is your roody poo Warden?" Rock asked.

    A female voice replied, "He is currently in a meeting. Please have your Captain hold position and lower your shields. We will beam aboard one of our officers and---"

    "I will speak to your Warden first before ANYONE beams aboard my ship!" Captain McMahon snapped.

    There was a pause, then, "Yes, sir... I will tell the Warden as soon as he's available.."

    McMahon furrowed his brow. The warden had been awfully busy as of late...

***

WRESTLEFLEET PRISON COLONY 10

    "Chae to High Commander Russo..." a voice came through the intercom, "The Titanprize is in orbit... but won't allow us to beam aboard!"

    "WHAT?!" Russo snapped, and hit the puck in front of him hard. It flew into the net... after ricocheting off Bishoff's head. Bishoff  would have screamed if Russo's dirty socks hadn't been stuffed in his mouth. Russo looked at him, "You know, Eric... you really SUCK as a goalie!" he snapped, then turned back to his intercom, "Get me Kimberly! NOW!" He demanded.

    "Yes sir..." Chae replied, and patched him in.

***

WWF TITANPRIZE - KIMBERLY'S QUARTERS

    Kimberly was busy getting herself ready for her date when an angry voiced crackled through her communicator, "McMahon won't allow us to beam aboard!" It was Russo.

    Kimberly stopped teasing her hair for a moment, "WHAT?"

    "You heard me! You're up there! Work your charms. DO something!"

    "Yeah yeah... don't worry!" she smiled at herself in the mirror, "I'm sure I can talk Chris into convincing Captain McMahon to lower his shields..." she put her make up on, and smoothed out her super-short black dress.

    "And how are you going to TALK him into that, Kimmy?"

    She sprayed on her special perfume... the one that made every man aboard the ship cater to her whims.  "I'm a woman, Russo-honey... I have my ways..."

***

ENGINEERING

     "Lt. Commander, I need you to go over subroutines 600 to 900 before you head out for the evening," Stephanie commanded.

     Jericho looked at his watch, "I’m heading out at 1900h! That’s in 15 minutes, Commander! You should have given me this an hour ago!" he snapped.

     "Well, I’m giving it to you now! I have an appointment I need to keep, so you just do the work and you can leave later!" She handed him a padd, and headed out of Engineering.

     Jericho glared at her. Damnit! Leave it to Commander Stephanie to throw a wrench into his plans.

***

HOLODECK 3

     Kimberly entered the holodeck and gasped when she saw who wait for her. Not a fancy holo-program, not a gorgeous Lt. Commander... but an angry Commander Stephanie McMahon, complete with phaser.

     "What’s going on?" Kimberly asked angrily.

     "What’s going on, Kim... is that Lt. Commander Jericho obviously has a malfunction when it comes to you!" Stephanie replied.  "He seems to trust you enough to date you, whereas I don’t even trust you enough to share the same air with you!" she snapped.

     Kimberly smiled smugly, "So what are you going to do?" she asked. "Kill me? That’ll sure let him see your side of things..."

     "I want you to tell me what the Nytron's plans are!" Stephanie replied.

     "Their plans are..."  Kimberly paused, took a few steps towards Stephanie, "Their plans are for me to kick your ass!" she replied, and swung her leg up, kicking Stephanie in the face. Stephanie’s phaser flew out of her hands as she fell to the ground, momentarily stunned. Kimberly laughed,  "You can’t even take a simple bump like THAT, Commander! Did you really think you could win in a fight against me?"

     Kimberly grabbed Stephanie’s phaser from the ground, and Stephanie grabbed the Nytron girl’s ankle, pulling her leg out from under her. She tackled the woman, and tried to take the phaser from her. Stephanie kneed Kim in the stomach and grabbed her hair, "Give me the phaser!" she demanded.

     "Wench!" Kimberly hissed, and grabbed Stephanie’s uniform, ripping the bottom of her shirt.

     Stephanie ripped the straps off Kim’s dress angrily, "Let’s see how YOU like it, skank!" Stephanie shouted.

     Kimberly laughed, "I’ve worn less then this in the past," she said, "I don’t have ANY problem!" she punched Stephanie across the face and pinned her to the ground, "Now listen, you spoiled brat... you can’t always get what you want! I know you’re trying to find any excuse to steal Jericho away from me, and  I know there’s no way he’d lay a finger on you!" She lifted Stephanie up by the hair, and slammed her back against the floor.

     "That’s... that’s not it..." Stephanie gasped, seeing stars, "you’re a...."

     "A Nytron girl? Yes. That’s what you say... but what will Chris think? He’ll think you attacked me in a fit of jealousy! And he’ll laugh at you! He’ll laugh that a pathetic little snot like you would get jealous over me!" she glared at Stephanie, "And tell me, Stephie... who will he believe? His girlfriend... or the superior officer who’s been causing him nothing but trouble?!"

     With that, Kimberly laughed a cold, frightening laugh.

***

OUTSIDE HOLODECK 3

     Jericho heard the commotion inside, "Damnit, Stephanie!" he shouted angrily at the doors in front of him, "You sneaky little wench!"

     She had PURPOSELY given him that extra work in Engineering so she could confront Kimberly. By the sounds of things, it didn’t sound like Stephanie was very successful.

     He quickly overrode the holodeck lock, and ran in.

***

HOLODECK 3

     The two women stopped fighting for a moment to see who had so rudely interrupted them. Kim looked at him, stricken, "Chris! You won’t believe this! She attacked me!!"

     Jericho raised an eyebrow, "It looks a bit different from THIS angle, Kimmy. YOU’RE the one slamming HER head against the floor!"

     Kimberly narrowed her eyes, and quickly pulled Stephanie to her feet. She held a phaser to the Engineer’s head, "Don’t move, Steph..." Kim said.

     "Kim... what are you doing? We had a date!" he started, then looked at Stephanie, "Unless you have something kinky planned..."

     "Pervert!" Stephanie seethed.

     "Skank!" Jericho replied.

     "Shut up, both of you!" Kim shouted, then tightened her grip on Stephanie. The Commander whimpered.  "Give me your weapon, Chris!" Kimberly demanded, "Or she kisses the phaser!"

     Jericho quickly lost his humor. He could fire on Kimberly... but would end up having to go through Stephanie. Right now, he was tempted seeing as how Stephie-dear just royally screwed up his plan.

     Jericho muttered a few unpleasant comments about Stephanie under his breath, and slid his phaser across the hologrid to Kimberly. She put a foot on it, "Thank you, honey..." she said with a sickeningly sweet smile, then turned to Stephanie,  "Now why don’t you be a good girl and tell daddy to lower the shields."

     "Why? So your Nytron friends can board the ship?" Stephanie asked angrily.

     "Well... " Kim started, "If YOU won’t do it, then I will..." she dragged Stephanie to the holodeck panel and quickly tapped a button, still holding Stephanie at phaser point, "Kimberly to Captain McMahon..."

     "Kim? How can I help you!" came the Captain’s voice cheerily.

     "You can help me by lowering the shields, McMahon..."

     McMahon paused, "I’m sorry.... I don’t quite understand, Kim..."

     "Don’t do it, daddy! It’s a trap!" Stephanie shouted.

     "Stephie? Honey... what’s going on!"

     Kimberly bent Stephanie’s arm back, causing her to scream out in pain, "Do it, McMahon! Or your sweet little Stephie will know what it feels like to get up close and personal with a phaser..."

     "Stephie!!" McMahon shouted, concerned. Then he grew angry, "Let her go, Kimberly!"

     "Yeah, right, Vinnie-mac... like I’d do that!" Kimberly replied. "Lower the damn shields!"

     "Never!" McMahon replied through the comm.

     Kimberly sighed, "You want me to do this the hardway, fine..." with that, she threw Stephanie into the Y2J Unit and discharged her phaser.

     Jericho grabbed Stephanie as her legs went out from under her. The phaser had cut across her left leg, burning deep. Stephanie screamed as searing pain rushed through every nerve in her  body. Her body then collapsed to the ground, pulling Jericho with her.

     "Stephanie!" came McMahon’s voice, "What did you do to my baby?!" he shouted, hoarse with fear.

     "Let’s just say Stephanie won’t be walking for a while. Now lower the shields before I decide to fire at her HEAD!"

     "Damnit!" McMahon shouted, "You will be a dead woman if you hurt her again!"

    "Really?" Kimberly said, then fired again at Stephanie's OTHER leg. Stephanie screamed in agony. "Hey McMahon... looks like I'm still alive! Now, should I fire on her arm next? Or maybe give her a facelift? Either way, she will be in great pain. Now you really don't want to cause your baby such pain, do you Vince?"

    "Stephanie? Stephanie... speak to me!" McMahon shouted.

    "I think your Stephie-dear is in a little too much agony to talk right now..." Kimberly said. "I can cause her MORE pain if you like..." she smiled coldly.

    Jericho stared at Kimberly. Was the Nytron girl planning to torture Stephanie until she got her way? Stephanie's almost prone body lay beside him on the ground. Please... let her be ok...

    "NO!" McMahon said, "I'll... I'll lower the shields... just don't hurt her anymore!"

     "Thank you, Vinciepoo..." Kimberly replied, then waited as Captain McMahon gave the order. She grabbed her personal communicator, steadying her phaser at Jericho and Stephanie, "Russo..." she said into the communicator with a smile, "All done!"

     "Thank you, darling..." Russo’s voice came through the comm.

     Jericho looked at Kimberly, eyes wide, "What the hell...?" he asked, "He’s FREE?"

     "Of COURSE," Kimberly replied,  "My man is very resourceful! He managed to take over the prison colony and dispose of the unnecessary officers..."

     "Your MAN?" Jericho replied. First Bishoff... and now RUSSO! How disgusting.... and extremely skanky of her!

     "It hurts..." Stephanie whimpered quietly on the ground beside him. The wounds had cauterized from the heat of the phaser, but she was in agony.

     Jericho looked at her, forgetting she had been there for a moment, "Steph..." he said, relieved that she was alive.

    Stephanie glared at him, "So tell me, Lt. Commander... what do you think of your little girlfriend now?!" she hissed, trying to ignore the burning pain coursing through her body, "You're such a JERK! I hope she melts you down for spare parts!"

    Stephanie had messed up his plans, and she was mad at HIM? Not to mention the fact that she was now injured and made escape almost impossible! He frowned as Kim busied herself in conversation with Russo on the other side of the holodeck.  "Listen, Princess!" Lt. Commander Jericho whispered, "YOU'RE the one who just helped the Nytrons take over this ship! Don't you start getting mad at ME!"

     "YOU were the one playing nice with the Nytron slut!" Stephanie replied quietly, voice strained.

     "It was a PLAN to set a trap for them!" he replied. "I was playing nice with Kim so I could give her bogus passcodes, leading her to hack into the computer system - where Chyna and I would then catch her and present the evidence to your daddy dearest!"

     "Well why didn’t you tell me then?" she replied weakly. Her body hurt too much to get very angry.

     "And what... have you blurt it out to daddy before we could get the evidence? He was so dazzled by Kim, he would have stripped me of my rank and then made sure Chyna stayed in The Smackdown forever!"

     Commander Stephanie was about to reply, but realized he was right. Damn. "So what are we going to do?" she asked.

     He shook his head, "WE can’t do anything with you injured! It’s up to Chyna now..."

     "I’m sorry..." Stephanie replied. She was in too much pain to ask herself why she was apologizing to the stupid android sitting beside her.

     "What are you two talking about?" Kimberly asked when she finished her conversation. She smiled slyly at Lt. Commander Jericho, "Sharing our bedroom secrets, honey?"

     Jericho frowned, "Yeah, the secret being I never eeeeeeever shared my bedroom with you!" he replied.

     Stephanie looked up at him from her place on the floor, "You didn’t?" she asked.

     "To borrow a phrase from Lt. Commander Austin -- oh hell no! She’s been contaminated by Bishoff ... AND Russo!"

     Kimberly knelt beside him, and ran a hand through his hair, "You don’t know what you’re missing, babe..."

     "What? A case of  Nytron STDs?" he asked coldly.

     Kimberly frowned and stood up, "Maybe I should shoot you too!" she replied, aiming her phaser at him.

     "Go on, Kimmy. Shoot away..."

     Kimberly glared at him, then lowered her phaser, "I’ll talk to Russo first. He may have some other plans for you..." then smiled cruelly, "Of course, you may very well WISH I had shot you instead..."

***

TRANSPORTER ROOM 2

    Chae quickly held Lt. Commander Debra McMichael at phaser point as the rest of the Nytrons boarded the ship. She smiled.

Russo would soon get his revenge on Captain Vincent K. McMahon.