SEASON TWO

EPISODE 2: STOWAWAYS

By: Elektra

 SPACE: THE FINAL FRONTIER. THESE ARE THE VOYAGES OF THE WWF TITANPRIZE. IT'S MISSION: TO EXPLORE AND ENTERTAIN NEW SOCIETIES AND NEW CIVILIZATIONS.  TO BOLDLY GO WHERE NO WRESTLER HAS GONE BEFORE!

TITANPRIZE CREW:
Captain Vincent K. McMahon
First Officer, Commander Shane McMahon
Chief Engineer, Commander Stephanie McMahon
Chief of Chiefs, Commander Linda McMahon
Chief of Security, Commander Kane
Chief Medical Officer, Dr. Taker
Communications Officer, Lieutenant Rock
Counselor Al Snow (assisted by H.E.A.D.)
Diagnostics Officer, Ensign Jericho
Tactical Officer, Lieutenant Commander Austin
... And many more!

STARSHIP TITANPRIZE - CAPTAIN'S READY ROOM

    "Captain's Log, Stardate 98765432.12. All is going well here. After hearing mumblings on the ship that Triple H may attempt to restart the rebel faction DX, my daughter offered to intervene on WrestleFleet's behalf. Other then that, there's nothing else to report. End log,"

    Captain McMahon closed his log, and headed out to the bridge.

STARSHIP TITANPRIZE - STORAGE BAY

    The four stowaways crawled out of the large empty beer kegs they had been hiding in. They had to see Captain McMahon. They had to ask him if he would include them as part of their crew. If not, then all would be lost, and their efforts would have been for nothing.

DOCKING BAY 1 - DX GAMESHIP - BRIDGE

Triple H assisted Stephanie as he and his crew snuck onto the DX Gameship. He smiled, "So, Steph… you told your dad you were attempting in infiltrate us?"

"Well, you ARE enemies of the federation, Hunter," Stephanie replied, then smiled, "Daddy doesn't need to know the truth about us," Triple H sat in the Captain's chair, and Stephanie quickly made herself comfortable on his lap, "So, what can this ship do?"

"Plenty…" he said, "With your help…" Stephanie nodded, and punched in an access code, breaking the ship free from it’s restraints. The Gameship then eased out of the docking bay and flew off into space.

STARSHIP TITANPRIZE - BRIDGE

"Ensign Blackman to Captain McMahon! Sensors indicate the DX ship is free from the docking bay and heading off! Chief Engineer Stephanie McMahon is on board!"

"WHAT? Damnit!!" McMahon stood up, "Lt. Rock, hail DX!"

"The Rock is the most electrifying communications officer in Wrestlefleet! If The Rock can't get those candy asses on the comm, then no one can!" Lt. Rock replied.

"Just DO it, Mr. Rock!" McMahon said.

After a few minutes, Rock was able to hail the DX ship.

"What do you want, McMahon?!" Triple H began.

"I want my daughter back!!"

Stephanie's face came onscreen, "Daddy, how little you know!"

McMahon looked at her, "Stephie?" He began to realize what was going on, judging from how comfortable Stephanie seemed to be in Triple H's lap, "You... and the DeGenerate?!"

Stephanie smirked, "What can I say? I've always had a weak spot for bad boys!"

McMahon's face paled, then grew angry, "FINE! McMahon to transporter room, beam Stephanie out. Commander Kane, prepare to FIRE!"

"There's a dampening field around the DX Gameship," Ensign Edge spoke up, "We can't transport Stephanie out. This reeks of suickitude, sir!"

McMahon slumped down in his chair, "What else can go wrong..." he sighed.

Suddenly, the comm beeped, "Security to Captain McMahon.... we've found four stowaways, sir. We are holding them in security."

McMahon swore under his breath.

"Where are they?" he asked.  Security Lt. Bradshaw lead McMahon to the holding cell. McMahon looked at the stowaways, and recognized the leader as a Nytron officer, "BENOIT!?"

Benoit put his hands up in surrender, "We've defected, Captain," he replied, "Things are bad under Russo's reign, sir! People like us," he pointed to the others beside him, "Ensigns Eddy Guerrero, Dean Malenko, and Perry Saturn - are being held down.  Since we were all once WrestleFleet officers, we were hoping for a position aboard your ship..."

The Captain narrowed his eyes, "And how am I supposed to trust you? How do I know it's not just a WCW plot?"

"Sir..." Guerrero began, "WCW can't even come up with a decent plot on TV, let alone a plot to infiltrate your ship..."

McMahon sighed, then turned to the security Bradshaw, "We need all the help we can get. Let them out, but keep an eye on them! If ANY of them seem shady--" McMahon didn't have to finish.

"Damn straight, Captain!" Bradshaw replied.

McMahon turned back to the foursome, "Since you're here, there IS something I can use you for..."

The Nytron defectors stood on the Transporter pad, holding phasers. They were accompanied by Commander Kane.

"You are to make your way to the DX ship, and bring the crew and my Stephanie back to me!" McMahon commanded. The foursome nodded. McMahon turned to the transporter chief, "Energize!"

Benoit, Malenko, Guerrero, Saturn, and Kane disappeared in a shimmer of light.

"Yo, Triple H! Sensors indicate five crewmen from the TITANPRIZE  have beamed aboard our ship!" Mr. X-pac began.

"Damn! Head them off, X-pac. Take Road Dogg with you!!"  Triple H commanded.

X-pac and Road Dogg headed off to find the ones who beamed aboard.  Triple H watched the internal sensors on the monitor in front of him, and tapped his comm badge, "They're on deck 5, in section 7. X-pac and Road Dogg, head them off on the other side,"

"Hunter, is the Y2J Unit with the ones who beamed aboard?" Chyna asked.

Triple H looked away from the monitor, and stared at her, "How the hell should I know! The sensors don't tell me WHO the invaders are!" he then furrowed his brow, "And why are you so eager to run into that Y2J Unit again? I thought you hated the damned thing!"

"I find him fascinating, actually," she glared at Triple H, "At least he's not afraid of me!"

X-pac spoke through the comm, "Triple H..." X-pac started, "Where are McMahon's buddies now??"

Helmsley didn't reply as he turned all his attention to Chyna, "Are you saying I'm afraid of you?"

"Uh, yo... Triple H? We lost track of the TITANPRIZE invaders. Triple H? HELLOOOOO?!" X-pac's voice continued through the comm. Again, Triple H paid no attention.

Chyna frowned, "Well, you seem to be afraid of me, yes! Or else you wouldn't have dumped me for that two-bit tramp!" she indicated Stephanie.

"How DARE you!" Stephanie snapped, "I am Stephanie McMahon, DAMNIT! I will NOT be talked to like that!"

Chyna ignored Stephanie, "Do you really like a weak little girl like that?! Was I too much for you??"

"HEY! I can handle ANY woman!!" Helmsley snapped.

Suddenly, a voice interrupted the ex-lovers' quarrel, "Would you two like to come back to the TITANPRIZE and work out your differences there?"

Helmsley and Chyna turned towards the voice. It was Benoit, accompanied by Saturn, Malenko, and Kane. Saturn and Benoit's phasers were aimed at Helmsley and Chyna.

"Captain! We couldn't find the..." X-pac started as he ran onto the bridge. Kane spun around to face X-pac, who was joined by Road Dogg. Mr. Kane held his phaser ready. X-pac swore under his breath, "Guess we found them now..." he muttered.

Guerrero soon joined the others on the bridge, holding a phaser to Stephanie and and Mr. Ass.  He looked at his comrades, "I say we all return to the Titanprize, and let McMahon figure out what to do with these loco bastards..."

The other three nodded, and Benoit tapped his comm badge, "Beam us back..."

Ensign Jericho was sitting at the bar, talking to Terri again, "Glad to see you got your waiters back...!" he said.

Terri nodded, and looked at the DX crew... back to waiting tables.   A voice interrupted Terri and Jericho's chat,  "Hey, Chris.... can I get you anything?"

Jericho turned to see Chyna. He paused for a moment, then narrowed his eyes, suspicious, "Since when are you nice to me?" he asked.

Chyna shrugged, "I developed... a little bit... VERY little bit... of respect for you. You were willing to take me one on one the first time the Titanprize captured us,"

Unit Y2J let out a harsh laugh, "Respect? Yeah, right! You'll respect me until you decide to stab me in the back, is that it?"

"I don't have any plans to do that," she began, then added, "Besides, no-selling titanium can't be stabbed,"

"Well don't sound too disappointed now!" Jericho frowned, then sighed, "Fine. Fine. I will call a truce with you for now," He held out his hand. Chyna allowed a small smile... VERY small... and shook the offered hand.

Miss Kitty watched the handshake from a few feet away, unseen by Chyna or Jericho. She frowned. So, Chyna had found a new buddy now, had she? Fine!

It was time The Kat took matters into her own hands! Chyna would be HER friend, and HER friend alone!!

As for the Y2J unit... well... she had OTHER plans for him!
 

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