The Creation!!
Once upon a
time (around 1980) there were two Polish escaped mental
patients
possibly pyromaniacs. They decided to start a life
together, and came up with a last name for themselves by picking
several random letters. They came up with G_____k (not mentioning
any names). It is obvious why they came up with their greatest
idea ever: Barbara was one of those people who was obsessed with
biology, human health, diseases, etc. and Mark was one of those
people who had considerable knowledge of math, physics, and all
that other boring engineering stuff. They pooled their knowledge
together, and five years later came up with an ingenious
superhuman. Disguised as an innocent blonde
girl, this evil genius went on to becomewell we can't give
away government secrets like that. Several years later (11 and ½
to be exact) a terrible accident occurred. The G_____ks created
yet another evil genius, but this time, it was entirely by
mistake, and this monster was even more terrible and ruthless
than the first. She turned the most natural human expression
(crying) into her most powerful weapon, and used it mercilessly
at least several times a day, to get whatever she wanted at the
time. She went on to becomewell, hell she's only five, we
can't predict the future you know.