Hi , I'm Orendas Golden Mahogany Dream, but you can call me Woody ,all my friends do
I love to stop and smell the roses or take a nap with my Dad
One day they let me off the front porch and guess what....I met myself a girlfriend
Her name is Aegis Tasha Tequila Tease but I call her Tasha...she has big ears....it must be love
We got married and decided to have pups...and they all left home but one
This is the Mrs. and me and the Bear,Theodore Edwin Bear.... and he's bigger than both of us.
All I need to know about life I learned from my dog...
If you stare at someone long enough, eventually you'll get what you want. When it comes to having sex, if at first you don't succeed, beg. Don't go
out without I.D. Be direct with people; let them know exactly how you feel by piddling on their shoes.
Be aware of when to hold your tongue, and when to use it. Leave room in your schedule for a good nap.
Always give people a friendly greeting - a cold nose in the crotch is effective. When you do something wrong, always
take responsibility (as soon as you're dragged out from under the bed). If it's not wet and sloppy, it's not a real kiss. When you go
out into the world, remember: always take time to smell the roses ... the trees, grass, rocks, fire hydrants ...