- Intro to The Area
   - Areaology Terminology
   - Founders and Sinners
   - Recruitment
   - The Pledge
   - The Altar
   - StArea! The Area Gallery
   - ShArea, who got lucky?
   - Area fun n games
   - Icons n Banners
   - The Area in Music
   - The Area in Film
   - An Area, and it's Shinies
   - Top 10 signs
   - Disclaimer









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Aha! Caught ya looking you Princess Of Perv.

Our bArea Forum/Photo & Fantasty Artwork Gallery is now up and running, this is a "Privates" Members Club, which must be joined thru Live Journal, sorry, the Bare Area posts will NOT be accessible until you sign up, making this readily available to the public could cause Armageddon, and us being a Church, well ya know... we need to be prudent about these things.

This is the only "Privates" Club Sneak preview you get... until you Joiiiin Usssss... JOIIIN USSSSSSssssss....

Clip courtesy of cyran9
We call this, the Bouncy Boing!!
Yes...this is the only Area that can single-handedly remove Bra's... wait, single-handedly... Hmmmm... Single-Endedly? Single-Headedly? I must go ponder... must... not.. get... hypnotised by the... Bouncy Boing................................................................................................

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